Stewart slouched over to Beavis and Butt-head's front porch in a dreadful fright.
"Hey look, it's Stewart!" said Beavis.
"Yeah, he's really fat," said Butt-head.
"Guys, you gotta help me! I got thirty-seven women pregnant!" exclaimed Stewart.
"Yeah, right, dude," said Butt-head.
"Yeah, you probably just spanked the monkey thirty-seven times," said Beavis.
"No, no, guys!" said Stewart. "Remember when those cult members came over here and asked if we wanted to be in the 'Great Conception' and you turned them down? Well, I said yes and now I'm going to be the father of thirty-seven children!"
"You should have used a condominium," said Butt-head. "Ribbed, for her pleasure."
"Yeah, even I used one when I did it with Daria!" said Beavis.
"Shut up, turd burglar," said Butt-head. "You never did it with Daria, I did."
"No way, Butt-head, you wish," said Beavis.
"Guys, that's not important right now," said Stewart. "What's important is that if my parents find out, I'm going to be in big trouble. And then there will probably be custody battles and most of the women were over 18 so they'll be charged with statutory rape!"
"Sad, dude," said Butt-head, and went inside the house.
"Yeah, I always knew you were up to no good. No wonder your parents thought you were a bad influence on us," said Beavis, and joined his friend inside.