Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto
Warning: adult language, drug/alcohol use, Crack! and adult content.
ok... this is my first fan fiction, so don't be to hard on me. I really hope you like it!
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The 16-year-old blonde yawned as he slowly got out of bed. He walked to the kitchen as if he was a zombie. Naruto was craving the only thing he ever does crave...ramen! Opening the cupboard he quickly notice it was empty. He was suddenly wide awake.
"Shit, I'm out of ramen," he cursed to himself. "I'll just go to Ichiraku," Naruto put on in his usually outfit, fixed his hair and brushed his teeth and he was out the door. When he got to Ichiraku, he noticed it was still closed and the there was a sing on the front that read: 'Went on vacation! be back tomorrow morning! p.s. sorry Naruto...'
"No..." he said as if a friend just died."NNOOO! there is no fucking way this is happening right now! I don't have any money to buy other ramen, all I had was Ichiraku coupons!" he screamed at the ramen stand.
"What are you doing Naruto?" asked his silver haired teacher. Naruto looked up and glared at Kakashi.
"What the hell do you think smartass? I'm gonna have to go a whole fucking day with out ramen. Do you know what fucking happens to me when I don't eat ramen?" he said in a quick bitchy tone.
"No I don't, but I do know that you can't live off of ramen forever and is one day so bad? You should be eating vegetables anyway " he said crossing his arms. As Kakashi looked at Naruto, he noticed his face was turning red and was greeting his teeth. 'I hope he isn't too mad' he thought to himself.
Naruto did not like this at all."Fuck you, you think you know everything you bastard!" He lifted his fist and rased his middle finger. "Use you freaky eye on this!" Kakashi was suprized at Naruto's reaction. Just when he was about to respond to the fox boy, he was gone.
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The blonde was running to the training fields to take some anger out on some training poles, when he slammed into someone. He and the other person hit the ground as if they just got kicked by a horse.
"Ah shit! you could have killed Akamaru you filthy fuck!" Kiba yelled as he petted his beloved dog. Over the years Akamaru has grown to where he cannot be picked up anymore .Naruto and Kiba stood up hissing at the new pain flowing through there bodies.
"Why the hell are you standing here for?" Naruto said in a bitchy tone as he rubbed his lower back trying to mend the pain.
"Is there a problem with me standing outside my house to give Akamaru a bathroom break? And why are all bitchy? You should at least say your fucking sorry for running into me like that, that fucking hurt you fuckass!"
"I'm gonna have to go one fucking day without ramen! I don't know what I'm gonna do! And you shouldn't have been standing there in the first place you bastard! "
"Well, you could try to get addicted to something else, it would at least calm you down for a bit," Kiba suggested.
"Like what? There's no other food I like! waah! I hate this!" he said like he was a little girl who just got her favorite candy stolen. He looked up at Kina who had a smirk on his face.
Kiba laughed "I wasn't talking about food" Naruto was suddenly interested. He rased an eyebrow and continued to listen "I'm talking about drugs,"
"What kind of drugs?" Naruto was a bit confused. 'What would drugs do for me?' he thought to himself.
"Well, there's all kind of drugs out there, Iv got some weed if your interested..."he offered. Naruto scratched his chin.
"Hmm..." 'well it would get my mind off this whole "no ramen for a day" thing...'
To be continued!
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I hope you like it so far! I'll try my best to put up a new chapter ASAP. Please review!