Tancred: Welcome to the very first, annual Christmas Trivia Quiz Show!
Audience: *applause*
Tancred: Our first contestant is Charlie Bone!
Charlie: *waves*
Tancred: Our second contestant is Fidelio Gunn!
Fidelio: *smiles for camera*
Tancred: Then we got Manfred.
Manfred: *scowls and mumbles about being blackmailed into the quiz show*
Tancred: Okay, well, here's how the game works. There are a lot of different ways to earn points. There will be some songs you have to recognize, some lyrics you need to fill in, some random questions about Christmas, all sorts of stuff. Ready to play?
Charlie: Yup
Fidelio: What's the prize?
Tancred: ...
Audience, Charlie, Fidelio, and Manfred: ...
Tancred: Er...*coughs* Anyway, number one!
Fidelio: *mutters under breath* That's not an answer...
Tancred: Fill in the lyrics. "All I want for Christmas is my..."
Charlie: *buzzes in* A dog.
Tancred: Uh, no.
Manfred: *buzzes in* Myself.
Tancred: How greedy are you, sir?
Fidelio: My two front teeth
Tancred: Fido, you're right, one point to you! But Bone, Manfred, have you ever heard of that song?
Manfred: It's a song? Who would make such a stupid song about two front teeth?
Charlie: Yeah! I mean I always wanted a dog for Christmas, so Benjamin and I could play with out dogs on the weekends and stuff. I already have two front teeth anyway, so why not a dog?
Tancred: *mumbles to self* This will be interesting...Anyway, moving on. Name the reindeer with the red nose.
Manfred: Sick.
Tancred: What?
Manfred: If the reindeer has a red nose, then take it to the vet, it's sick. I may be cruel but I'm not cruel to animals, excpet maybe that stupid smelly old dog.
Tancred: *sarcastically* You have such a kinda heart, Manfred.
Charlie *buzzes in*: Is the name...wait, I know this one! It's...Dolphin? Wait, no...why dolphin? Something with the 'dolph'. It's on the tip of my tongue.
Tancred: Five seconds Charlie.
Charlie: *straining* Ummmm, uhhhh...Red-dolph?
Tancred: *bursts our laughing*
Audience: *laughs*
Charlie: I'm guessing that's a no.
Fidelio: *buzzes in* It's RUdolph.
Tancred: He's right! Another point!
Charlie: Oh yeah, Rudolph!
Tancred: Charlie, you're worrying me. Don't tell me you didn't have a normal childhood.
Charlie: I have an evil grandmother and three evil great-aunts.
Tancred: Hm, touche Bone, touche. Next. This one is a 'Listen to the Song and Guess What It Is' segment. Mistro?
"Deck the halls with boughs of holly, fa la la la la, la la la la..."
Manfred: *buzzes in* Another 'la'?
Tancred: Uh, let me count. *counts on fingers* Nope, all the 'la's' are there.
Fidelio: *buzzes in* Tis the season to be jolly.
Tancred: Right again. When it comes to music, you're good, aren't you Fidelio?
Fidelio: This is easy, haha.
Charlie: That's not fair. Thsi is all music, and Fido's good at that.
Tancred: Then the next one should be easier for you Charlie. Name the reindeers, including the red nosed one.
Charlie: *buzzes in* Okay, okay, I got this one. Rudolph, Furry, Bug-eyed, Antlers, Bobtail, Airplane, Wally, Horsey, and Fly-swatter.
Tancred:...
Fidelio and Manfred:...
Audience:...
Charlie:...What?
Tancred: I can't believe...how wrong you are. You're scaring me.
Manfred: Even I know that one. *buzzes in* It's Runner, Waltzer, Skipper, Fox, Asteroid, Valentine, Sunner, and Blit-son. And Rudolph.
Tancred: *facepalm* So close and yet not very close at all. What's with Sunner?
Fidelio: You're in the right direction Manfred, but you're wrong. *buzzes in* It's Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen. Then Rudolph. I think he got sunner because from 'Donner'. Sounds like 'dawn'.
Charlie: *bewildered* How do you guys come up with this stuff?
Tancred: Fidelio gets another point. I have a feeling he's going to win. Question time, a stocking is used for what?
Charlie: *buzzes in*
Tancred: *whispers to himself* Watch him say it's to keep your feet warm.
Charlie: To keep your feet warm.
Tancred: Oh for the love of chocolate chip cookies, what have they done to you Charlie?
Manfred: *buzzes in* You hang it up and put gifts in it.
Tancred: Huh, you got one Manfred. Point to you. Next, another song. Listen to it and guess what's next.
"We wish you a Merry Christmas, we wish you a Merry Christmas, we wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy..."
Charlie: *buzzes in* Boxing Day!
Tancred: Are you serious? Are you really serious?
Charlie: That's what after Christmas, right?
Manfred and Fidelio: *buzzes in* New Year.
Tancred: One point for each of them.
Charlie: What? Tanc, this is unfair! At least give me some credit for wanting to answer in the first place!
Tancred: Okay fine, I'll give you a bonus question, worth one point, and only you can answer.
Charlie: Fair enough.
Tancred: *holds up three fingrs* How many fingers am I holding up?
Charlie: ...
Tancred: It's not hard Charlie, just count.
Charlie:*irritated* Okay, you know what, let's go to commercial. I'll spend my time studying Christmas and by the time we're back, I'll get all the questions!
Tancred: Good luck with that. Alright, let's go to commercial. Stay tuned, alright you guys?