Yo! Wizard of Pie here! And with the fic that will be written until I get ideas for my other story. So without further bullcrap intros, I give you…Habits of the Robot Masters!

Disclaimer: I don't own Megaman. If I did, Bass would be kicking Megaman's ass all over the floor. R&R! Fic will be in my POV.

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"Jesus Christ in a banana. I'm bored." I said to myself on a rainy, post-summer day. I sat on a rather comfy recliner, surfing the internet on my laptop. I grabbed my box of Pocky and wolfed down another one. It tasted weird, but I brushed it off. As I was surfing, I did not notice a weird portal on my right open up. Again, I didn't notice a black robot with a helmet that had fins on it step out.

"Who are you?" The robot asked. No answer.

The robot got impatient. "Did I make my self clear? Who are you?" Still no answer.

"GOD DAMNIT! WHAT THE HELL IS SO IMPORTANT THAT YOU…" It walked over and saw what I was doing.

"What are you doing?" It asked.

"Playing Final Fantasy 1." I replied.

"Starting out?"

"No, I'm up to the Elf place."

"Oh."

Silence…then, "HOLY CHRIST ON A CAMPFIRE! YOU'RE BASS!"

"Took you long enough, genius. Now, who are you?"

"Uh….I'm Robert. But I prefer Rob. How did you get here?"

"Portal. Dr. Wily was intending to make one so that it would transport me into Megaman's home."

"And let me guess. The overly clichéd, 'Coordinates get fucked up and transport subject elsewhere.'"

"How'd you know that?"

"The internet teaches you these things."

Awkward silence…

"So…Can I go with you?" I asked.

"W-what!"

"You heard me. I wanna see what your world is like."

"I dunno. Normally, I'm not this nice to humans at all. Besides, Dr. Wily would not like the idea of me bringing a human back."

"What would you say if I could try to get you a fair fight, no interruptions, with Megaman?"

"…Fine…Just, step through before I change my mind."

I saved my game and shut down my laptop. I didn't bother leaving a note. Like my parents would care anyways. I placed it on the left arm of the recliner, got up, and walked into the portal, with Bass walking in afterwards. As the warp commenced,

"Whoa. Trippy." I said.

"Yeah. I was like that when I got transported to your home." Bass said.

After the arrival, "Welcome back Bass…HEY! What's this!" Yelled Dr. Wily.

"I'm not Bass." I said, immeadiately after, Bass stepped out. "But he is."

"Bass! Who is this?"

"Dr. Wily, this human…"

"I have a name, dipshit!" I said, rather irritated.

"Shut the hell up. This human named Robert, decided to come with me."

Dr. Wily sighed, then said, "Fine, but make sure he doesn't cause any trouble."

"Who am I? His caretaker?" Bass shouted.

"For now, until he proves he's not in league with Megaman."

"Urgh…Fine. Come on, I'll find you a room to stay in."

"Fine." And with that Bass led me out of Dr. Wily's sight and took me to the room I was to stay in.

"Here. You'll be staying in Tenguman's room." Bass said.

"Bass! Who the hell is this!" Shouted Tenguman.

"This, is Rob. He will be staying in your room. Should any harm come to him, I'll make your life a living hell. Am I clear?"

"Why do you care about this human so much anyways, Bass?"

"Wily left me in charge of him."

"And what the hell would you do to me if I, quote, 'Let any harm come to him?" Bass then fired a shot dangerously close to Tenguman's head.

"The next shot won't miss. Am I clear now?"

"Y-yes Bass…"

"Good. Rob, (Can't believe I'm saying this…) Make yourself comfortable."

"Thanks Bass." And with that, Bass left.

Silence for about a minute, then,

"So…where do I sleep?" I asked.

"There's an extra bed in the closet."

"Thanks."

A few hours later, and much laughter from Tenguman…

"Fucking hell. You could've helped!"

"Yeah, but then, where would the fun be in that?" I shook with rage, then calmed down. "Fine. Just let me freakin' sleep."

"Dude! It's 7 P.M!"

"And I wanna sleep." I said, yawned then collapsed and fell asleep.

"Weird...Oh well, Time to go find Metal Man."

Before I fell into deep sleep, I thought, "I feel like making a documentary."

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(That was fun. Now, R&R!)