Hey guys whats up this is my first fanfic so dont be mean, k! This is just a little 1 or 2 chapter story so yea.
As I walked into the house I had to turn around and walk right back out. I was going to start laughing so had i would probably piss myself. Edward grabbed my arm and spun me around and said "I know, just be nice. their tring to make me crack but its not working." It was funny because Alice was in a cow suit dancing around saying "moo moo moo" and Emmett was dressed as a milk maid. Ha ha ha I could have died i was laughing so hard. "Do they do this all the time when I'm not here?"
"Pretty much. But they dont think I can keep from laughing and their wrong." "Ah, Bella care to join us in our little game?" Emmett had said the moment he knew I was there. "No I think I'll just watch." and of course he has to have the last word! "And just why not!" I rolled my eyes and he just laughed at me, like always. "Wheres Jasper, Esme, Carlisle, and Rose?" I should have known that they were hunting but I wanted to be sure. "Hunting" Emmett said.
"What are you up to bella?" Alice said. "Just visting my favorite vamps, DUH!" They all started to giggle and I was confused what was so funny about that. Then Alice chimmed in. "Hey! I have an idea. Emmett get over here now!" Then they started to whisper so low i wouldnt have heard it if i was standing right there. "Thats great! I'll be back in a jiffy" Emmett had said as he ran up the stairs chuckling to himself. Then Alice disappeared. "What was that about? Did you get any of it." I asked. "No they are be very secretive. I cant make any of it out" Edward seemed just as confused as i was at the moment and it was strange.
Then there they were. Alice and Emmett were smirking at Edward and it was the dumbest thing i have seen in my life. They Broke out in a song.
When I was a boy of 10
I had a very best friend
Ed was kind with good intent
But just a little different
O, special Ed
Momma dropped him on his head
Now he not so bright, instead
Hes a little bit special
We play tag
He'd get hurt
I played soldier
he'd eat dirt
I like math
and a spelling bee
Ed like talking to a tree
O, Special Ed
Momma dropped him on his head
Now she keeps him in the shed
Cuz hes a little bit special
just a little bit special
I ran track
Hung out in malls
Ed ran head first into walls
I had girls
And lots of clothes
Ed had names for all his toes
O, special ed
momma dropped him on his head
now he thinks hes a piece of bread
cuz hes a little bit special
just a little bit special
One day talking to special ed
he grabbed a brick
an swung at my head
and as he laughed at me thats when i knew
that special ed just made me special too
Now i laugh as i count bugs
I give strangers great big hugs
next to ed is fine
Hes a friggen Einstein
Thats when edwards shoe flew across the room but he was laughing way before the shoe thing. I couldnt stop laughing. "Ha ha ha...You are...so...dumb i...cant even believe... i claim you as... my family!" Edward said as he was rolling across the floor tring to control himself. then we all started to giggle. Just then the rest of Edwards family came in They were just as esatic as we were and then Jasper said "We saw the whole thing. you guys are Retarded." Then we all started to laugh even more.
Hey i hope enjoyed that as much as i did writing it. review please. and thats the whole story so there wont be another chapter srry.