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*Rated T

*Humor/General

Summary: Kurt overhears Finn and Rachel doing something…IN HIS BEDROOM?

There's a First Time for Everything

"Shit!"

Kurt froze. That was Finn's voice, but why was it coming from inside his bedroom? He was about to investigate when he heard another voice, this one sounding a lot like Rachel's.

"Well, you didn't last long," came Rachel's reply.

"Hey!" snapped Finn. "It's not like you helped much."

"I beg to differ. Now get off the bed," sighed Rachel. "Could you be any messier?"

Kurt's eyes widened. Just what the hell had they done in his room?

"It's not my fault it came out all over the bed!" Finn protested. "Why did we have to do it in Kurt's room, anyway?"

"One, I knew you'd make a mess; and two, it's not like Kurt's going to care," retaliated Rachel.

"What do you mean Kurt's not going to care? We ruined his bed!"

"Then clean it up. It's not like he's going to know what happened."

"I'm not cleaning this up!"

"Fine!" snapped Rachel. "Then we'll just have Kurt clean it up. Does that make you happy?"

"No, that doesn't make me happy! And it's not fair to Kurt! We made the mess, so we should clean it up."

There was a moment's silence, which only caused Kurt to step closer to the door, his body shaking.

"We should probably change the bedding then," said Rachel finally. "We don't want to leave anything behind on his bed. It'll be easier to—"

"What did you two do?" Kurt seethed, bursting into the room, breathing heavily as his whole body shook with rage.

Both Finn and Rachel jumped before glancing at him.

"We were gonna clean it up! I swear!" Finn started instantly.

"And if you're going to blame anyone, blame him. It's his fault," added Rachel.

But Kurt didn't want to hear anymore. "What were you thinking? Having sex in my room! Really?" he screeched at the top of his lungs.

"Sex?" Finn and Rachel echoed.

"Yes! I heard you! I have ears, you know! How could you—GAAH! I'm moving out," he deadpanned suddenly.

"We…didn't have sex in your room," Finn stated slowly, his expression confused.

"But I heard you guys talking—"

"Kurt," Rachel interrupted, "he's telling the truth. We didn't have sex in here."

Didn't…have…sex? "Then what were you two doing? Because that's what it sounded like!"

The two teens looked at each other before stepping away from the bed, allowing Kurt to see the mess they'd made. It was then he noticed the thousands of tiny puzzle pieces strewn all over the bed. Several puzzle boxes lay on the floor next to it.

"We came up here to pass these puzzles onto you since you like them, but then Finn said he wanted to build one," began Rachel.

"It was our first time putting a puzzle together," continued Finn.

"When we finished, we put the pieces away and went to put the puzzles in your closet. But then he…decided to trip over the bedspread and the puzzles went flying everywhere."

"And we were going to clean it up, too!" insisted Finn.

"That's why I suggested removing your bedding, because I thought it'd be easier to find all the lost pieces," finished Rachel.

"So, let me get this straight," said Kurt. "You guys didn't have sex in my room?"

"Would you give it a rest with the sex already? Geez!" exclaimed Finn.

"I agree. We have more class than that," conceded Rachel.

"Just…get out," muttered Kurt, pinching the bridge of his nose. He could already feel the headache coming on. "And take the puzzles with you."

Author's Note – Did everyone enjoy that?