Alex: Today I'm here to-

Me: Tell me how awesome my story is going to be and offer your powers up to me!

Alex: (Rolls eyes) Yeah, keep dreaming – no actually I was-

Me: Can you just get to the point – I have a story to write here!

Alex: That's what I was trying to do will you stop interrupting me! Anyway I just came to tell you that you don't own Wizards of Waverly Place or Harry Potter.

Me: Is that all you came to tell me – I already knew that!

Alex: Fine, fine – I'm leaving! God you authors are such drama queens!

Hogwarts with her

(Trailer)

They met on the train to Hogwarts:

"Sorry can we share this compartment with you?"

"O-of course"

He knew it was love at first sight:

"What's your name?" (Stares into her eyes)

"Alex"

But what he doesn't know is:

"What do you want Malfoy?!?"

"I came to see if my girlfriend wanted to share a compartment with me; it must be such a bore having to spend time with you!"

What happens when Harry is crushing on his enemy's girlfriend?

Who wins Alex over?

A crossover coming to a computer near you as soon as I get over five reviews!!!