Maintaing a Harem Takes a Team Effort

Written By: The Self-Proclaimed KingofDDR

Summary: After finally defeating the Akatsuki, Team 7's members decide to settle down. With a Harem. And everyone knows, Maintaing a Harem takes a team effort. Team 7/Harem. First of its kind!

...Don't ask me how I got the idea for THIS. It just came up randomly, and I went with it. But just to make things clear, Naruto and Sasuke will share the girls that are close to their age (except Sakura), Sakura will get the boys close to her age, and Kakashi will get the older women like Anko and Kurenai. Now that that's settled, let's begin! Oh, and Sasuke, Sakura and Naruto are all 18 years old.

Prologue

The Most Perverted Idea of All Time

It was a fairly nice day within Konohakagure. The sun was shining, the birds chirping, the water, sparkling. Everything was perfect.

"NANI?!"

...Well, almost perfect.

All the members of Team 7 were at their usual spot on the bridge. Sasuke, Sakura and Naruto were summoned by their sensei, who wanted to talk to them about something important. But they never would have thought that it would be anything like THIS.

"You have GOT to be joking, Kakashi-sensei! Even you can't be THAT perverted!" Sakura shouted.

"I don't know... those books might have given him ideas," Naruto muttered, eyeing Kakashi with an eyebrow raised.

Sasuke didn't say anything. But he was staring at Kakashi even more intently than Naruto was.

Kakashi raised his arms up in defence with a smile under his mask. "Now now, at least hear me out before you start biting my head off. There are many...benifits to having a harem," he replied.

"Like what? Besides doing all of the perverted things like the things in your book?" Sakura scowled.

"Well, for one, if you manage to form a real strong bond with your lovers in the harem, you could have people willing to put their own lives at risk to make sure that you survive," Kakashi said. "Of course, the reasons for having a harem would be more then that."

"...Like?" Sasuke said, speaking up for the first time in a few minutes.

"Think about it, Sasuke. Having a harem would make fulling the second part of your goal MUCH easier, now that Itachi is dead," Kakashi replied. "And with so many lovely and powerful laides here in this village alone, you could make the Uchiha Clan more powerful than it ever was in the past."

"Huh. Doesn't sound like there would be that much room for love..." Naruto muttered to himself. Kakashi heard him, of course.

"Now, that's not true, Naruto. Trust me, it would be easy for a huge heart like yours to love more than one person. And as long as the girls in your harem approve of each other, and you love them all equally, then there will be no worries," Kakashi reassured him.

"That may be all well and good for you MEN, but I don't intend to have a harem full of WOMEN anytime soon," Sakura scoffed.

"Of course not, Sakura. After all, when me and the boys get all of the women, the rest of the boys might begin to get a bit...lonely," Kakashi said, wiggling his eyebrows suggestivly.

"...You MUST be joking," Sakura deadpanned.

"Ah, come on, Sakura. Surely you've dreamed about being around boys other than Sasuke. Maybe even...more than one boy at once..." Kakashi coxed.

"...That's not the point!" Sakura protested, trying (and failing) to hide her blush. "The point is, how do you even think we'll manage to pull this off?"

"Trust me, with our combined talents, looks and charms, it'll be a snap," Kakashi said. "So, are you in?"

Nobody said anything for a while. Then Sasuke stepped foreward.

"I'm in," The Uchiha said.

"Sasuke-kun?!/Teme?!" Both Sakura and Naruto shouted respectively.

"What? I need to revive my clan. So this seems as good a chance as any," Sasuke shrugged.

"...Well, if Sasuke-kun is doing it, then I will too! Those boys won't be able to resist MY charms!" Sakura bosted.

"...Ah, what the hell. I'm in too!" Naruto said. "But...how do we get started?"

"Well, first we'll need to pool up our money together and buy a VERY big house where we and our harem can live," Kakashi said.

"Wouldn't it just be easier to move into the Uchiha Estate?" Sakura questioned.

"Trust me, Sakura, that place, with the exception of Sasuke's room, hasn't been clean in 5 years. I don't think it'll be any help in setting the mood," Kakashi replied.

"...Point taken," Sakura replied.

"Okay. Now that that's settled, let's get out there and begin taking high level mission so that we can buy our dream home. That will be the FIRST step in establishing our harem!" Kakashi said, raising his fist in the air.

"Yeah!" Sakura and Naruto cheered, doing the same. Sasuke just smirked.

And so began the most perverted plan of all time...

And that does it for now! You can be sure that there will be Lemons later on in the story. I hope you enjoyed it, and catch you next continue!