Here it is! My second attempt in writting fanfiction. Some may like it and others don't.
I wanted to try something that noone has mentioned in a J/E fanfic before (or at least I havent read it anywhere.
I'm not gonna say what it is. bad girl! You will have to find out on your own! evil grin
As you'll probably know, this is my second fanfic so it might no be very good but anyway...
I hope you enjoy it!

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The Big Problem

Chapter 1: What's Wrong With Jack?

On deck, Lizzie's POV

There he is on railing! Wait! Does he have that look on his face again? ...Yes. I don't understand what's wrong with him... He's been all weird for more than a week now, as if something was troubling him.
First I thought it was because of my monthly but since then two days have passed by and Jack is always counting they the the days to jump on me again and kiss me sensless. But this time... Nothing! And I mean NOTHING! No flirting, no touching, no naughty words nor remarks N-O-T-H-I-N-G. For Crist's sake! He doesn't even want to hear anything about sex! And that is absolutely not like Jack.
I guess I should ask Mr. Gibbs, maybe he knows something I don't.
"Psst! Mr. Gibbs! Yes. Come here a second."
"What ist Missie?"
"Shh! I don't want Jack to hear us."
"I don' think he will. He's been starin' all bothered to nowhere for ages now."
"So you've noticed it too!"
"Of course! The Cap'n 's been acting strange. Even too strange for Jack"
"And you have no idea what it could be?"
"You see, Miss Elizabeth, the Cap'n was perfect last time we went to Tortuga but when we got back he started acting... strange."
"But I was with him the whole time! If something happend there, I would have known."
"What are you two talking about?" Oh, my God! I hope he didn't hear us...
"... No-nothing, Cap'n! Miss Elizabeth just wanted to know... how to... ehm..."
"How to read the hours by looking at the sun!" What am I, stupid or what? I can't belive I said that...
"Aye! Exactly!"
"But I thaught you just the other day." Shit!
"Yes... but I think I didn't quite understand how I shoul position myself." What am I talking about?
"Mr. Gibbs. You ain't trying to hit on me bonnie lass, are ye? Is he bothering you?" Wha...?
"Of course not, Cap'n! Such mutinuous thoughts would never occur to me!"
"Hm... I hope you're telling the truth mate. Would be a shame to waste all those years of friendship." He wouldn't actually...?
"Jack! He's telling the truth! I didn't want to disturb you so I asked Mr. Gibbs. But since you are here, it would be more enjoyable if you would explain me."
"Well, the sun is..." Oh, God... now I have to listen to this crap all over again...
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While dinner, Jack's POV

Thank God she accepted dinning with the crew, don't know if I could handle herself on me own...
Luckily she didn't notice anything. YET! At least I won a whole week thanks to her monthly flows.
WHAT IF SHE FINDS OUT?!
Oh no... Here it goes... No. Don't look at me like that... Not with that mischieveous smile! Ahh... Isn't she gorgeous?
NO! Don't give in! Wait is that one of her boots caressing my upper leg?!
Finish dinnig and run out of here!
"Jack..." Oh, God... please stop..."What are you going to do after dinner?" Think, think!
"I was planning on doing tonight's watch. Why?"
"But you did already last week's!" Crap! Think of something. QUICK!
"Well, Cotton hasn't been feeling very well and Marty's wathc is next week."
"Sun shines and there no clouds!" SHUT UP BIRDIE!!!
"See, Cotton is feeling fine."
"Anyway! I also wanted to check some things on deck tonight."
"If you want I could-"
"NO!" Oops.. "I mean. No way! Today 's gonna be windy and I don't want ye to catch a cold or something!" Good one!
"Aww... You're worried about me?"
"Of course! You are a lady and Im' a hell of a gentelman for a pirate!" I think the last part was too much.
"A gentelman, huh? Alright. Then I'll just wait in our cabin until you finish!" Crap...
"As you wish, m'lady..." Yeah, yeah... Bow and get out of here.
That was close. Now I just have to wait until she falls asleep and creep into the room without her noticing it...

Will's POV at dinner

Hehehe. Jack's been like that for a week now. Of course Elizabeth is suspecting something. Hehe, I wonder what face she'll make when she finds out. Shame I'll never get to see it... Well, lets enjoy the show. Here she goes. She's making that face Jack can't resist. Poor Jack... wearing such a pained expression... hehehe...
What was that jumping for? Wait! Is that her foot between his legs?
Yes! Attack him! Just like that! I think I'm really going to enjoy this.
What? He's already walking out?
Shit! Elizabeth caught me watching. She's comming this way.
Erase that smile on your face and just act normal, Will.
... Bwahaha! I just can't!
"What's so funny, Will?"
"Nothing. Sorry. It's just so strange to see trouble in paraise."
"We are a normal couple after all. And how come YOU know?"
"Come on, Elizabeth! The whole crew knows something is wrong with Jack! It's no big secret."
"You don't, by any chance, know what it is that is wrong with him, right?" Like hell I know! But I'm not going to tell you.
"I just know that it started after Tortuga."
"Tortuga... That was what Mr.Gibbs said..." hehehe
"Maybe he saw or heard something or someone and that's what has him so troubled."
"But I was with him, I would know."
"But you weren't with him the WHOLE time, right?" Think Elizabeth.
"You're right! I went a moment to the Inn to rent a room for later!" Exactly!
"Maybe something happened to him in those few minutes." Wait don't make her think too much or she'll find it out to soon.
"OR maybe he just needs a little excitement in his life."
"We're pirates, Will. We already live in excitement."
"I meant THAT kind of excitement." This is going to be fun.
"Oh! THAT kind of... Do you think I should try something very bold like ravish him on deck?" WHAT?!!
"I don't want to even hear about it!"
"Oh... I'm so sorry... I thought you had already... Sorry." Had what? Changed my feelings for you? Of course not, Well... Maybe a little...
"Don't worry about me. Go and think of a surprise for Jack. I feel bad seeing him every day like that..." I didn't know I was such a good liar. Screw you Jack!
"Will... Thank you..."
"Get going now." And prepare something very naughty for your lover!
Hehehe, haha , bwahahaha!! Stop it or someone will think you're crazy!
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Later that night, Jack's POV

I think I've waited long enough now. She should be asleep by now.
Great... Look who's comming down the stairs. Stupid eunuchie-snip-snip! Maybe I should start calling him in another way...
"Wish you a VERY good night. WITH LIZ."
"FUCK YOU TURNER!" Stupid lad! This is all his fault!
"I'm not the one who is going to get fucked tonight." What does he...?!
"YOU DIDN'T!!"
"Enjoy your night Captain Sparrow!"
"YOU BLOODY ASSHOLE!!" ...I hate you...
I hope he was just teasing me... He was teasing...right?
Here we are. Was this door always this dark and big?
Open it slowly Sparrow, we don't want her to wake up.
Thank God, the lights are out! Quiet! Close it slowly! Huh? Who lightened the candles?
"BLOODY HELL; LIZ!!!!!"
"Hi, Jack." Wha-wha-what is she wearing?! Or Better said: Not wearing?!
"Wha... why are you still awake...?" and not sleeping like was plan?!
"I told you I was going to wait for you." Not that face again! "So we could... PLAY..." Pl-pla-what?
"Whe-where did you get that..." what's it supossed to be anyway? "That thing..."
"Do you like it?" Like it?
"Dear God I love it!" Did I just say that out loud?
"He, he. I knew you'd like it..." Don't come any closer. And don't use that voice...
"...ahh... You still haven't told me where you got it from!" Oh no, don't come this close.
"I was looking for something special..." Aahh... that toungue... "in those old chests..." I want that toungue NOW... ahhh... "...and the moment I saw this..." Oh dear God! Those small hands! "..white..." Danging over her perfect breasts! "...transparent..." KISS HER! "...nightgown..." NO! DON'T! "...I knew it was perfect for you..." C'mon! You're a pirate, ain't you? "...for me..." No, it will be worse! "...for US..." THAT JUST KILLED MY CONTROL!
"Mmh!! ...Jack... ah..." Yes... kiss her deeper... "...mhh..." ...she loves that...
"Ahh 'Liz'beth..." ...touch her... "You look... gorgeous...ha...!"
"Jack... I missed your touch so much..." Me too, darlin' mnhh... nip her neck "AHH! You're so passionate tonight!" I hope the 'Captain' agrees...
Hahh... her velvet skin makes me crazy... aahhh... and that hand... god...
WAIT! HER HAND?
"...wait Lizzie..." I have to tell her.
"What is it...? Everything was going so well..."
"Wait, we can't..."
"Why?" Please don't look at me like that.
"There's something I've got to tell you."
"Don't you like me anymore?" What?
"No, Elizabeth. Listen to me."
"Am I not attractive enough for you anymore?" Oh no, she's starting to cry!
"Of course not! You still are the hell of attractive!"
"Then why have you been acting so strange?"
"Don't cry, Liz... come here.." Poor thing...
"You don't even want to look at me anymore..." I can't...
"Shh... Forgive me... It's all my fault... Don't cry anymore..."
"Have I done something wrong that I don't know?" Never!
"No, love. There's nothing wrong about you..." It's me.
"Then why won't you make love to me?" ... I think she wants me to answer.
"..." I can't... This stupid mouth! "..."
"Won't you answer me?" C'mon! Talk!!
"...Ic'nup.."
"What?" Vocalize, man.
"... I... get... up..."
"I can't understand anything, Jack."
"I can't... up"
"You can't what?"
"I CAN'T GET IT UP, ALRIGHT?!!"

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A/N: I know! I am the devil!!! XDDD But before killing me, let me explain.
I know all fics put Jack as the perfect lover and I absolutely agree and I think Liz does too XD But what if there was 'something' that would make him, lets say, 'less perfect'.
I thought it would be funny to explore that and of course Jack's struggle between wanting Liz but being unable to do it.

I don't know about you, but I want to know how they're gonna solve this problem. And what does Will know that we don't?

Stay tuned for next chapter!