From the Notes of The Marauders;
Moony sits in the library reading, Padfoot and Wormtail sit near by amusing themselves by writing notes to each other…
Wormtail: …Cheese…
Padfoot: French mans cheese!
Wormtail: That's Terribly disgusting Padfoot but oh well im sure Prongs won't mind
Padfoot: Mind? He's the one who eats it
Wormtail: Im sweet and innocent please refrain from that kind of talk thank you
Padfoot: you? Sweet and innocent? You had a convo with Tre about bigger clits!
Wormtail: Clips, I said Clips! Gosh blimey!
Padfoot: yeah, yeah whatever, it was clits
Wormtail: Ssshhh… Clips, anyway ooohh apple…
Padfoot: Apple pie…
Wormtail: sigh you and your mind Padfoot tut tut terrible
Padfoot: yep, you said it
Wormtail: never mind we'll get it fixed
Padfoot: how?
Wormtail: We are going to quarter your mind and rearrange it.
Padfoot: "we" who's "we"? You and your lover Tre?
Wormtail: I believe now I will shred your mind, bin it and leave you to rot
Padfoot: tut tut, and all so you can have cheese in peace…
Wormtail: Me no like Cheese! You smell!
Prongs enters the library and sits with the other Marauders
Wormtail: Hey, Padfoot you should tell Prongs about the French mans Cheese
Padfoot: What and die? No thank you
Prongs: I can read you know…
Padfoot: Sshh! No you can't!
Prongs: glares
Wormtail: I think we should shave James' side burns
Padfoot: lol Monkey Man!!
Wormtail: and then we got to hang draw and quarter him… after we torture him of course
Padfoot: … you're getting way too happy over this…
Prongs: … Scared … and leave the side burns alone!!
Later that day in potions
Padfoot: Blipy Blopy, Oh My!
Moony: Dear lord!
Prongs: So Pads what time do you get off?
Padfoot: ermm I don't think I'll answer that Prongs…
Moony: what a rude accusation sniggers although rather funny
Prongs: oh you know you just want to join in the action
Moony: how dare you accuse me of wishing to join the so-called "gay club" (or bar) picks up handbag and looks around
Prongs: well then you wont mind me singing the gay bar song starts to sing
Wormtail: I want to take you to a gay bar, gay bar! God damn you Prongs you got that song in my head!!
Padfoot: well at least you've come out in the open about it, oh and Moony nice bag, where did you get it? And can I get it in pink?
Moony: how dare you call me gay! And I got it from Gucci
Wormtail: looks confused
Prongs: I haven't seen this bag runs away in tears screaming
Padfoot: hmm that looks like fun runs away screaming also
Wormtail: dear god you're all crazy! Runs away in other direction
Moony: Argh - im alone! Hugs bag