Note: I was bored doing today so I came up with this, so it is most likely not perfict so beware the spelling and grammer.

Disclaimer: I do not own any D-gray man Characters at all, please don't sue me!

It stared out as a simple mission to recover innocence, only the excorcist on it were Allen, Kanda, and Lavi. So it screamed bad news.

"Baka Moyashi just grab that stupid innocence." Kanda said in a bad mood. There had been no akuma attacks to destract him and after a long search of the old church it turned out that the innocence was a cross in plain veiw, so Allen and Kanda were a little pissed.

"The names Allen! How many times do I have to say it bakanda for your small brain to understand it!" Allen shouted completly forgeting the then had thier weapons drawn and were ready to fight.

"Now Allen, Yu there is no need to..." Lavi said trying to calm the two down.

"SHUT UP USAGI! I'LL CUT YOU!" both Allen and Kanda screamed to poor Lavi. Kanda was now pointing Mugan at Lavi and Allen had his claws to Lavi's troat.

"Now guys, here I'll get the innocence." Lavi said. He then grabbed the cross and a bright green light came off of said cross blinding the three.

Mabye god was bored for it just got more interesting.

The Black Order

"Brother where are they?" Lenalee asked. She was conserned for Allen, Kanda, and Lavi were not back from the easy mission yet. "I'm begining to worry."

"I don't know Lenalee" Komui answered. Just then Reever came bursting in.

"Komui I just got a report from a finder. He saids he just saw what he think were Allen, Kanda, and Lavi. There was an akuma attack at a train stop and the three just ran like the rest of the people." Reever reported.

"Neither it was not them, unlikely for Allen sticks up with his hair and Kanda carrys a sword or something happend to thier innocence. Pepare for the worst, they might come back injured." Komui said ing a worried tone.

They didn't have to wait long for the three showed up at the gate right then.

"Allen, Kanda, Lavi are you alright." Komui voice came out of a golem. They were watching the monator.

"No you stupid Komui we're not alright." Lavi shouted at the golem.

Wait Lavi was giving off a scary dark arua and sounded like Kanda in a really bad mood.

"Um... Lavi is that you?" Komui tryed to ask calmly inside he was scared and shocked.

Then Kanda runs up to the gate said "Komui let us in! The innocence made us switch bodies! I'm stuck in bakanda's, Lavi's in mine, and Kanda's in Lavi's, so help!"

At Komui's Office

"Okay the innocence effects would last for a week so hang on there." Komui tryed to reasure the three. Just then lenalee came in.

"Are you guys alright?" Lenalee asked in a worried tone.

"We're fine Lenalee." said what Lenalee thought was Kanda. He had an innocent smile on. It promptly made her faint in shock.

"Great Moyashi, you made he faint." Kanda in Lavi's body said with a sneer.

"Allen how can you be so hungry?" Lavi in Allen's body wailed out.

"SHUT UP USAGI, THIS IS YOUR FAULT THAT WE'RE LIKE THIS!" Allen and Kanda srceamed at poor Lavi.

Komui was thinking that the week may never come quickly enough as he saw the sence before him.

Note: I'm done, That killed of some time so I'm happy.