Me no own Naruto
One day, Suigetsu was in a store. He was their, looking for nothing in particular, when all of a sudden, a teddy bear caught his eye.
"Hmm, what a stupid little toy. Who in their right mind would buy this for a kid?" He asked himself. "It doesn't even look that stuffed." Suddenly it talked.
"Fool. I am Luthor, king of evil. I will be the end of you."
"What the fuck!?" Suigetsu cursed.
"What is it sir?" The store clerk asked.
"Didn't you hear that thing speak?" He yelled at him, and the clerk just stared.
And stared.
And stared.
"Are you okay...sir?" The store clerk asked.
"No, he will suffer the damage of countless suffering for the rest of his days."
"Shut the fuck up you overstuffed idiot!" Suigetsu yelled at the teddy bear, creeping out the store clerk.
"Suigetsu." Sasuke began. "Why did you buy a teddy bear?" He asked, trying, but not showing, not to laugh. Jugo was not going to be apart of this, so he left.
"Pwobaly because he's a wittle baby." Karin said in a childish voice.
"I am not a baby four-eyes! I bought it because it's evil!" He yelled in excitement.
"I doubt a teddy bears evil." Sasuke said with a sweat drop.
"Foolish Uchiha, I am the pure essence of evil. Basch in my glory. Basch in it, and despair." Sasuke just stared at the thing.
And stared.
And stared.
"Oh my fucking god." He said as glared at the thing.
"You can hear it?!" Suigetsu asked/yelled in surprise. He just got a nod.
"What are you talking about? I didn't hear any thing." Karin said looking at the two of them with her eyebrow raised. Sasuke just stared at the thing.
"Yes, look at your master with fear. You shall obey me, Uchiha Sasu." Before it could finish, Sasuke cut it's head off.
"I need a walk." Sasuke said to himself as he walked away.
"Hey Suigetsu. wanna make out?" Karin asked.
"Sure." And they proceded to make out for ten minutes before catching up to the others.