This story was originally "Hairy Fluffy Green Sardines". But I didn't know what to do with it so I've reposted it as this. This is 101 one-shots about Valkyrie Cain's plans to bring back Tanith Low after she was possessed by the Remnant.
1:
The old Hibernian cinema stood amongst the newer, healthier looking buildings. As she followed Skulduggery into the memory of great times watching a screen, being told to shut up by annoyed people behind you she came up with an idea, "You know, I'm actually shocked."
"What? You're shocked that you're hurt again?"
"No it's this building."
"What about the building?"
"I'm shocked that it isn't a pensioner."
"What this building, no. Not the building, the building's owner. Do you know how old he is?"
"No, tell me, tell me."
"Well, I can't."
"Aww come on, why not?"
"Because I don't know. Magic slows the ageing process, and if he looks like that. Did you know China is the same age as me?"
"What, you're the same age as China, the country?"
"No, China Sorrows."
"Oh, you could have just said."
"I did!"
"Well you might have, but how am I supposed to know." The tears came suddenly, and quickly. "Aww Valkyrie, please don't cry. I know everything seems to remind you of Tanith but she was your friend, you'll make another friend. It happens."
"My friend! She wasn't just my friend, Skulduggery, she was my sister. I love her."
"Loved." Valkyrie spun on her heel, intending to glare at him and caught her foot on the carpet and tumbled and fell onto one of the musty old chairs that smelt like someone had got a fright and had a little accident. "You fat retard, she's still my sister whether you like it or not."
"She's gone Val, she was a good girl but her life's not hers anymore. Val, she's gone." Valkyrie looked deep into his eye sockets and muttered under her breath, "Not if I can help it."
Thoughts? I've fixed the spelling and grammar. But I didn't think this chapter had to be changed too much, I liked it.