Well, here we go with Poké Story: It Happened When It Didn't Happen. I'm gonna begin with some Umbreon owning the freaking Cofagrigus stuff because he didnt just shoot the Cofagrigus, some other things happened...
This little story will be #!%&ed up... (Most of the time).
Poké Story: It Happened When It Didn't Happen. Chapter 1.
"Yay! An exit! I can get out of here!" Umbreon cheered, but his excitement quickly disappeared when he tried to escape.
"NO! ONE! SHALL! PASS!" A Cofagrigus yelled at him.
"YOU POSSESSED PIECE OF SH!T!" Umbreon yelled and used Swift on the Cofagrigus but nothing happened.
"Well, I'm royally screwed" Umbreon said, as his ears drooped.
"HA! HA! HA! WHO'S HE LITTLE MORON NOW? OH WAIT, YOU ARE!" the Cofagrigus taunted.
"Well, at least I'M not the one who can't move!" Umbreon snapped back.
"I saw your mom the other day... SHE WAS A GARBAGE TRUCK!" the Cofagrigus laughed.
"At least my mother HAD a life, unlike your mother who stayed a door all her life."
"Bah, your mother can't handle YOUR weight."
"So? My mom was the best ever! She bought me all the sh!t I wanted!"
"We didn't really go anywhere during her lifetime... all we did was prevent or scare the sh!t out of people who tried to escape."
"Geez sorry man, but I'm afraid your time is up."
"And why is that?" the Cofagrigus asked in confusion.
"Because of THIS!" Umbreon said, before using Swift on the Cofagrigus again but it went through it.
"Wow... you do realize that I'm a ghost type and your using a normal type move right?
"Wait for it..." Umbreon said.
The Cofagrigus stared at him for a second before he heard a tumbling sound coming from behind.
"Wait, WHAT THE F-" the Cofagrigus screamed before a bunch of boulders came falling from behind, crushing the Cofagrigus.
"Now, that's a way how to take out an enemy" Umbreon said in triumph.
The Cofagrigus instantly came out of from under the boulders and then spoke these two words: "#!%& YOU!"
And exploded.
"DON'T MESS WITH MAH AWESOMETUDENESS!" Umbreon yelled at the demolished door and paused, "For those of you who had no idea what the #!%& I just said, it was 'Awesometudeness', my word, Awesome-tude-ness. Got it?"
Well... that was rather quick... I finished this in less than a hour... oh well. Hopes you likez, and I was short on ideas of what happened when it didnt happened on this particular event. Sorry for it being short, the next one will be MUCH longer. (2k+) Hopefully.
Cya.