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Hey, this is StrongBad.
Yeah, I know what your thinkin', what the crap am I doing writing a journal, and how did I have time to do it? Well I could explain it to you in a long drawn-out explination, but I think I'll keep it short.
StrongSad came up to me and said I should write down what I think of everybody. Well I couldn't figure out why I should, but then I just went for it.
So, seeing as he suggested this whole thing, I'll start with him. ______________________________________________________________________
StrongSad:
Now don't get me wrong, but I think in isolated Norwegian cultures, Strongsad means "Elephant-like dumbface. Or in isolated Latin cultures: "Elphantias dumbfacias resemblas".
I suppose before I tell you about him, I'll mention his pesonality.
This guy is boring! I mean no one likes him(well mabye that Homsar guy but, no one likes him either so they kind of cancel each other out.) He weighs at least 300 pounds, he's several different shades of gray, and he's about as good a conversationalist as Coach Z on a Listerene binge. I mean it's like talking to a monotone mel for Pete's sake. I mean if you have a wicked case of insomnia, I'd understand you hanging out with him, but otherwise, you'd have to have an IQ of 8 to survive(hence Homsar befriending him).
I remember about a month ago, Bubs bet me 10 dollars that I couldn't be nice to everybody, for a day. Naturally I took him up on that challenge.
Soon ol' dumbface walked by. I(being the temporary nice guy that I was) said hello. So then StrongSad started up a conversation. One word: Boring. I mean the guy sat there for hours talking and talking nonstop about random things that don't matter!
So I decided to ask the hardest question I know, and duck out of sight while he thinks about it. So I asked: "Why do hotdogs come in packs of seven, whilst hotdog buns come in packs of eight?"
He spent hours upon hours explaining why, I didn't listen though, I spent most of the explination fantasizing about what it would be like to have a mansion, more on that later, but after the long explination, I found myself apoligizing for swiss crackers not having cheese in them. I don't know how that happened, but I soon found myself punching him in the face. Needless to say I lost ten dollars that day. Luckily I found ten dollars in StrongSad's mattress while I was searching for his diary. So it all worked out in the end.
Moral of the story: don't talk to "Elephantias dumfacias resemblas", unless you have serious insomnia and/or symptoms of stupidas (a disease that makes you- well it's really a state-of-being, stupid.).
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Now onto his looks. Basically, he looks like an elephant, and some character off of this anime I watched. Thus creating, 20x6! More on that later also. Anyway, his head looks sorta like a marshmellow mabye... I mean if you punch him continuously, nothing happens. If you punch him in the stomach, he says "Douglas!"
Oh, and every Decemberween we lock him in the bathtub. Now how this is possible resulted in many an e-mail. How we do it is, there's a door to our bathtub. How the crap is do you have a door to your bath tub you might ask?
Well here's how: StrongMad was playing with The Cheat one day and he fell against the wall of our house. This particular wall happened to be the bathroom wall, and StrongSad happened to be taking a shower, oh, man, you guys just had to be there! StrongSad's all like "Ah! Where am I?" and StrongMad's all like "Where is the cheat?" The Cheat as it turned out was in his house, Kot's grill. Anyway, we put a lock on the wall so everytime you thump it, it falls over onto the bathtub. Yeah, I know this may seem harsh, to any elephant marshmellow people out there, but, the last few years, we haven'nt been turning the water on while he's in there, recessitating him is like, one of the most excruciating of The Cheat's life.
Anyway, he also has these slitty eyes, how he sees through them is like how a chineses guy would I guess.... those eyes also look like this guy off this anime I saw, I can't remember....
Well that's pretty much dumbface in a nutshell, other than the fact that he has a Beanie Baby friend, Goobles. He hid that pretty well from me, but I found it eventually. Did you know his floorboards, are as thick as- oops, I mean- ert-as-and-erd-gottagobye!
Hey, this is StrongBad.
Yeah, I know what your thinkin', what the crap am I doing writing a journal, and how did I have time to do it? Well I could explain it to you in a long drawn-out explination, but I think I'll keep it short.
StrongSad came up to me and said I should write down what I think of everybody. Well I couldn't figure out why I should, but then I just went for it.
So, seeing as he suggested this whole thing, I'll start with him. ______________________________________________________________________
StrongSad:
Now don't get me wrong, but I think in isolated Norwegian cultures, Strongsad means "Elephant-like dumbface. Or in isolated Latin cultures: "Elphantias dumbfacias resemblas".
I suppose before I tell you about him, I'll mention his pesonality.
This guy is boring! I mean no one likes him(well mabye that Homsar guy but, no one likes him either so they kind of cancel each other out.) He weighs at least 300 pounds, he's several different shades of gray, and he's about as good a conversationalist as Coach Z on a Listerene binge. I mean it's like talking to a monotone mel for Pete's sake. I mean if you have a wicked case of insomnia, I'd understand you hanging out with him, but otherwise, you'd have to have an IQ of 8 to survive(hence Homsar befriending him).
I remember about a month ago, Bubs bet me 10 dollars that I couldn't be nice to everybody, for a day. Naturally I took him up on that challenge.
Soon ol' dumbface walked by. I(being the temporary nice guy that I was) said hello. So then StrongSad started up a conversation. One word: Boring. I mean the guy sat there for hours talking and talking nonstop about random things that don't matter!
So I decided to ask the hardest question I know, and duck out of sight while he thinks about it. So I asked: "Why do hotdogs come in packs of seven, whilst hotdog buns come in packs of eight?"
He spent hours upon hours explaining why, I didn't listen though, I spent most of the explination fantasizing about what it would be like to have a mansion, more on that later, but after the long explination, I found myself apoligizing for swiss crackers not having cheese in them. I don't know how that happened, but I soon found myself punching him in the face. Needless to say I lost ten dollars that day. Luckily I found ten dollars in StrongSad's mattress while I was searching for his diary. So it all worked out in the end.
Moral of the story: don't talk to "Elephantias dumfacias resemblas", unless you have serious insomnia and/or symptoms of stupidas (a disease that makes you- well it's really a state-of-being, stupid.).
_______________________________________________________________________
Now onto his looks. Basically, he looks like an elephant, and some character off of this anime I watched. Thus creating, 20x6! More on that later also. Anyway, his head looks sorta like a marshmellow mabye... I mean if you punch him continuously, nothing happens. If you punch him in the stomach, he says "Douglas!"
Oh, and every Decemberween we lock him in the bathtub. Now how this is possible resulted in many an e-mail. How we do it is, there's a door to our bathtub. How the crap is do you have a door to your bath tub you might ask?
Well here's how: StrongMad was playing with The Cheat one day and he fell against the wall of our house. This particular wall happened to be the bathroom wall, and StrongSad happened to be taking a shower, oh, man, you guys just had to be there! StrongSad's all like "Ah! Where am I?" and StrongMad's all like "Where is the cheat?" The Cheat as it turned out was in his house, Kot's grill. Anyway, we put a lock on the wall so everytime you thump it, it falls over onto the bathtub. Yeah, I know this may seem harsh, to any elephant marshmellow people out there, but, the last few years, we haven'nt been turning the water on while he's in there, recessitating him is like, one of the most excruciating of The Cheat's life.
Anyway, he also has these slitty eyes, how he sees through them is like how a chineses guy would I guess.... those eyes also look like this guy off this anime I saw, I can't remember....
Well that's pretty much dumbface in a nutshell, other than the fact that he has a Beanie Baby friend, Goobles. He hid that pretty well from me, but I found it eventually. Did you know his floorboards, are as thick as- oops, I mean- ert-as-and-erd-gottagobye!