Disclaimer: I do not own Pandora Hearts or any of the characters

Warning: Mentions of yaoi

Gil, I'm Gay
Oz: I have to tell Gil. He won't be mad. He can't be mad just because I'm gay. Or can he?
Oz was pacing in his room.
Oz: But he'll be mad when he finds out I like him. Although, he might like me. He has been with me forever. Unless that's just loyalty towards me. No. It has to be love and I need to tell him I love him back.
Oz sprints to Gilbert's room. When he gets to the door, he starts pounding on it.
Oz: Gil! I need to tell you something! It's very important!
Gilbert: Just a minute, Oz.
Oz hears slamming and moving around before Gilbert opened the door.
Gilbert: Yes?
Oz: Why are you covered in sweat?
Gilbert: Exercise.
Oz: In your normal clothes?
Gilbert: Yes.
Oz: I guess it makes sense your shirt is off.
Gilbert: *Blush* What do you need?
Oz: Can I come in? I need to tell you something.
Gilbert: Uh... Sure.
Gilbert only lets Oz come in a few feet.
Gilbert: What is it?
Oz: It's weird.
Gilbert: You can tell me anything.
Oz: Okay. *Deep breath* Gil, I'm gay.
Silence
Oz: Do you hate me?
Gilbert: Why would I hate you?
Oz: I don't know.
Gilbert: Don't get upset. I'm gay, too.
Oz: Good.
Gilbert: Good? Wha-
Gilbert was cut off by Oz slamming their mouths together.
Gilbert: What are you doing?
Oz: Don't you love me?
Gilbert: What makes you think I love you?
Oz: You're gay and we've been almost more than friends for years.
A muffled laugh comes from the closet.
Gilbert: That doesn't mean I love you.
Oz: Who do you love?
Gilbert: I don't love anyone.
Another muffled laugh comes from the closet.
Oz: Can I get you to love me?
Gilbert: I don't think so. Now please run along and play with Alice. She loves you and she'll turn you straight. Bye.
Gilbert pushes Oz out the door and slams it.
Break: I thought he would never leave.
Gilbert: You're lucky he didn't hear you laugh.
Break: Relax and let us get back to our exercise.
Hallway...
Oz: I wonder where Alice is.
FIN