Parody Conversations
Just some random Twilight parodies I made up. I might add more if I'm bored. Enjoy.
Vanilla Twilight
(Based off something on I'm A Vampy Girl In A Wolfy World's profile page. And yes, I know I've already done something called Vanilla Twilight, but this fitted.)
Bella: Your skin is pale white and ice cold. I know what you are, Edward.
Edward: Say it. Out loud.
Bella: Vanilla ice cream!
Edward: But that means I'm out of date. Ice cream doesn't last for a hundred years...
Bella: Maybe it's time you got thrown out....
Enter Volturi
Caius: Oh, look. It's one of the Cullens! But who's he with?
Jane: He's with... a human?
Alec: Yes, she's human. She smells gorgeous - I wanna eat her!
Aro: Stop. There will be no hunting while we're here, I came solely to visit Carlisle, but this human knows too much....
Felix: Ooo... can we kill her?
Edward: But how could I get thrown out?
Bella: I'll think of something. Out of date ice cream is not good. It freezes over completely and tastes disgusting! Not that you'd taste nice anyway.
Edward: You would.
Bella: WHAT? You're the ice cream!
Alec leaps on and drinks Bella.
Alec: And you're the corpse.
Edward: No!
Alec: She tasted yummy! Can I have seconds?
Aro: No. Go away.