Passing Notes Can Be Dangerous Part 1
Hello! This is Clare back again with yet another funny Mortal Instruments fanfiction. Funny story actually! Me and my best friend Brooklyn (Mazy07) were on a road trip and decided to pass notes. This is what happened…
What I put is in bold, what Brooklyn wrote is in italics. (Because Brooklyn is classy like that)
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Hello pancake.
Hi… Little girl.
My name is not little girl! It's Hotshaft von Hugenstein.
You shall call me Izzy.
Mmmm…Maybe. Hey, do you wanna be my… Valentine? :3
Okay Do you wanna be my love crumpet?
Only if you answer this VERY tough question. What is Jace's last name? Hehe
Okay, Wayland/Lightwood/Morgenstern/Herondale
Grrrrr… Potato!
CUCUMBER!
(Yes, I drew a circle in response to your cucumber… Problem?)
Brooklyn… You must NEVER under any circumstances, trust a duck!
Jace: I agree.
JACE! I LOVE YOU!
Jace: Why whenever I join a conversation do I get that reaction? It's exhausting being this good looking!
Isabelle: I agree Jace.
Jace: Oh Isabelle. You wish. The only thing that comes close to being as sexy as me is mangos… And you're not allowed to touch those either.
Clary: But I'm allowed to, right Jace?
Isabelle: I AM SEXY! *mutters* just ask Simon.
Jace: The only thing I'm going to ask Simon is how drunk he had to get before he thought that. And yes, Clary, as long as you're extra gentle. Sexy things need care.
Simon: Jace, I have never been drunk in my life.
Clary: YES! I WILL COME OVER AND TOUCH YOUR MANGOS! *Leaves to go to Jace*
Jace: Wow. And I thought you snuck vodka into your blood bottles… Or was that me? And I should probably have told Clary that I'm in the middle of fighting off a vicious panda demon.*hides panda cuteness under blanket before Clary wants to be its best friend*
Isabelle: Why would Clary befriend a panda demon? They're VERY dangerous. Oh, and Jace? Insult me one more time and I'll cut off your "mango".
Jace: *eats mango super-fast so Izzy can't cut it off* ;)
Simon: Is "mango" code for a sexual thing?
Jace: Face palm. No wonder you're a virgin both verbally and physically.
Isabelle: Jace, you're a virgin too. Cassandra Clare wrote you that way.
Simon: *Sputters* Pfft…
Jace: Cassandra Clare wrote me as a golden haired, golden eyed, drop dead gorgeous shadowhunter. Whether I'm a virgin or not has been debated. But I always like to think I've visited Bedrock a few times...
Isabelle: Well I know I've visited a few times.
Clary: JACE LEMME IN!
Jace: *opens door and throws mango at Clary* You don't even know what Bedrock is. Clary told me about something called the Flinstones? *flinches because Clary's yelling at him and pointing at a bruise*OH! You meant that mango?!
Simon: That's what I meant by a sexual mango.
Jace: I swear, vampire, one day I'll show you the meaning of squashed mangos!
Magnus: Who's to say he doesn't already have squashed mangos?
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Also Brooklyn gets the more funnier bit.
Want more? Since Mazy07 helped me make this, the second part will be on her profile. Go to ( u/3752751/Mazy07) that is her profile, just scroll down to find it :D to read how our amazing conversation turns out! Please R&R on both stories!