BEER!!!
Finn and Aerrow smiled idiotically. Piper glared at them. They are idiots. Where did they get the beer? Thought Piper.
"Doomed," said Stork before walking back to his room. Junko and Radar entered sleepily, asked Piper what was going on, then went back to bed.
They are so dead, thought Piper.
Aerrow took a few dizzy steps towards Piper before falling over. Finn laughed at him, but his laughing seemed to unbalance him, and he too fell over.
Piper began to drag them down to the hold.
Three days later:
"Piper, Stork's locked himself in his room, and Finn and Aerrow are missing!" cried Junko.
"I locked them in the hold three days ago."
"I bet they're drunk again. The have stashes of beer all over the Condor."
"WHAT!?!?!?"
FINIS