Ugh! Someone save me. x.x I'm miserable. My brother got me sick with a god-awful cold. And blehhhh.

I can't believe I'm starting another story. I am already having ENOUGH trouble keeping up with updating my other three. You should check them out, if you have time! :D (L's Cookbook, L What If Parody, & What L Came Back to and WHY He Came Back to It). Anyway, I got the idea for this story while sitting in class yesterday. I don't know how. But, I hope you enjoy it! ^ ^

L was extremely bored. No progress was being made on the Kira Case and Matsuda wasn't even there to do anything stupid. Matsuda was out buying L a cup of coffee because Watari had run out.

L looked at the boy sitting at the computer next to him. "Light-kun," L whispered.

Light looked up. "What is it, Ryuzaki?"

"I would like to challenge Light-kun to a prank contest," L informed. "We will play pranks on each other. Whoever surrenders first loses. How does that sound to Light-kun?"

"Alright," Light agreed, his competitive side taking over. "This won't raise my Kira percentage though, right?"

"Anything Light-kun does has the potential to raise his chances of being a mass murderer. He should know this," L said in monotone.

"…"

"The contest will start tomorrow," L arranged. "Anything goes, as long as nobody dies. Think you can manage that, Kira-kun?"

"I'm not Kira!" Light insisted.

"You just keep telling yourself that."

At that moment, Matsuda walked into the room. Everyone looked up and stared at him.

Light was speechless.

Soichiro was embarrassed.

Aizawa was angry.

Mogi was frightened.

L blinked. "Matsuda…" he began slowly, "please repeat what my instructions to you were just before you left."

"You told me to get you some coffee," Matsuda said.

"Correct. And…what didn't do get?"

"I didn't get you your coffee."

"Correct. Now…what did you get?" L asked carefully.

":D A scuba diver suit, and a bunch of other stuff!" Matsuda exclaimed.

"Why?"

"Because it looked cool," Matsuda said cheerfully.

"…"

"Light-kun, I have an idea."

Light looked at L. "What?" Light asked.

"We will be allowed to play pranks on other members of the Task Force, as well as each other," L decided, not taking his eyes off Matsuda, who was wearing an oxygen tank, goggles, and flippers.

"Alright."

Short! I know! Sorry. The next chapter will be longer. What do you think? Review! Alert! Please? :D The more reviews I get, the faster I update! ^ ^ Thanks for reading. This will get better.