Disclaimer: I don't own SSBB or Fire Emblem, or the YEAH TOAST! Song, the first two belong to Nintendo, and the last one belongs to Hollywood Banks.
It was breakfast time at the Smash Mansion, now this wasn't a generally eventful time, but today, Link was making breakfast, and he liked toast. A lot.
"Are we having toast AGAIN?" Ness moaned as he walked in.
"Isn't there anything else you like?" Lucas questioned, because he wanted an omelette. This however, made Link decide he wanted to sing.
"All around the country coast to coast,
people always say 'what do you like most?',
I don't wanna brag, I don't wanna boast,
I always tell 'em I like toast."
He then walked up to Ness, and shouted, "YEAH TOAST!" blasting Ness out of the room. Link then walked to Lucas.
"YEAH TOAST!" Lucas landed on top of Ness.
"How the hell did he do that?" they both said at the same time.
"I get up in the mornin' bout six AM,
have a little jelly, have a little jam,
take a piece of bread put it in the slot,
push down the lever and the wires gets hot,
I get toast."
Ganondorf then walked in the room and was about to say something before he too was blasted out of the room with a happy, "YEAH TOAST!"
Bowser was prepared to kill Link if they were having toast again, but didn't expect to be shot out of a room by being yelled at by Link, "YEAH TOAST!"
"Now there's no secret to toasting perfection,
there's a dial on the side and you make your selection,
push to the dark or the light and then,
if it pops too soon press down again,
make toast."
Luigi was climbing up the window to shut Link up, but didn't see Link hanging out the window.
"YEAH TOAST!" As Luigi fell, he heard Link shout it out again, but to him it sounded like "MHEAH MOAST!"
"When the first caveman drove in from the drags,
didn't know what would go with the bacon and the eggs,
must have been a genius got it in his head,
plug the toaster in the wall,
buy a bag of bread,
make toast."
Captain Falcon was ready to Falcon Punch Link to the other side of the universe, but did expect the yell, "YEAH TOAST!" Captain Falcon didn't flinch.
"FALCON… PUNCH!" Link was shot through the room this time, but when he hit a wall he fell and half-yelled "bheah bhoast…"
Kirby was sneaking through the kitchen because he was hungry, and was talking French for some reason.
"Oui monsieur bonjour coquette,
uh huh croissante vous a ver,
maurice chevalier effeil tower,
oh oui maria bagette bon soir." Kirby grabbed a piece of toast and turned around, to come face-to-face with Link wielding two crossbows.
"FRENCH TOAST! FRENCH TOAST!" He screamed, shooting at Kirby like a maniac, and then dropped to the floor, and Ike bent down, and, picking up one of the crossbows, screamed, "THIS WAS A GIFT FOR SHINON!" Ike yelled at him, and then walked off.
Yeah, also got a lot of this from RadioactiveCaffine's Team Fortress 2 video of this.