-1True Crime: Hills of Some Grassland
Police: On the ground you nasty fuck!
Tinky Winky: No! I have gay sex in the middle of a picnic whenever I want
(Thrust's Ryan Seacrest's ass)
Seacreast: I didn't know being molested by some purple freak was this fun!
Tinky Winky: And it'll stay that way!!
(Grabs a P-90 and starts shooting)
Cops: HOLY SHIT!! HE'S GOT A FUCKIN GUN!! AND WE'RE COPS NOW INSTEAD OF POLICE! SHIT!
(In the gunfight Tinky gets capped in the balls)
Tinky: Get my magic purse my lover!
Seacrest: Thought it was a bag?
Winky: I'm having gay sex with you and you think it's actually a bag!!
(Shoots him in the head and grabs weed from the bag)
Winky: Dat sum good shiit! Wanna join you fucking cops!!
Cops: We were going to get some at Burger King, but okay!!
(Dipsy is role playing with La-La and his favorite hat)
Dipsy: Yo it's K-Fed!! Gonna rock the house tonight! And by house I mean you cuz I don't gotta house!
La-La: can you be someone else?
Dipsy: No bitch!
(Slaps the fuck outta her pussy)
Jay Leno: What eh… s going on here? Do I have to use my amazing CHIN power?
Dipsy: Fuck you make me laugh!
Leno: Not a joke you nasty red little fuck!!
(Spider-man jumps from his chin)
Spider-man: Asta la Vista, baby!
(Kills Jay, the two Teletubbies, then gets a knife and chops off his balls)
Spider: Ready biotch!
(Goes insane and fucks Seacrest's dead body)
Po: Dogg yo, wanna smoke dis joint?
Barney: Naw man, I wanna have so kiddie on kiddie.
Po: Good, I got at ton of that shit from the net, check it out dogg.
(Kid porn shows on his stomach and the start masturbating on themselves)
Dead Seacrest: Even I have my limits!
Cops: We're back and pissed!! On the fucking ground!!!
Po: Shit they got us, lets split!!
Craig Ferguson: Not so fast, you masturbating pervert!!
Po: Who the fuck are you?
Craig: I am your god, the ruler of this land, and-
Barney: Drew Carrey's boss!
Craig: And I have a late night show, which no one watches and… DIE BITCH!!!
(Blows up, everyone dies)
The End