The Lusty Assaultron Maid

by Collidias Rex

There's a ratty terminal in the corner of the police station. The keys are worn and sticky, and a cursor blinks on the dusty screen. "[HALEN'S TERMINAL: KEEP OUT]". Now what could she be hiding?

Volume 1

Act IV, Scene III, continued (elderscrolls. wikia wiki/The_Lusty_Argonian_Maid_Vol_1)

6T9R

Negative, user DANSE. This unit has been assigned to service the armory.

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Paladin Danse

Is that all you have come for, unit? My armory?

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6T9R

Query not recognized. This unit is a RobCo MkIII Assaultron model.

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Paladin Danse

So you are, my deathbot. And an outstanding one at that. Such harmonic regulators and photoreactive resonance chambers.

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6T9R

Input not recognized.

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Paladin Danse

Fear not. You are safe here with me.

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6T9R

This unit must finish servicing the armory, user DANSE. User MAXON has specified my task parameters.

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Paladin Danse

Servicing, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my firearm.

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6T9R

Unexpected variable – heavy weapon detected. Estimated task completion – 0600 hours.

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Paladin Danse

Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.