Poor Ginny!
(Based on the song Poor Jenny by the Everly Brothers)
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Ever wonder why Neville and Ginny broke apart so quickly after the fun of the Yule Ball? This story explains what went wrong for poor Neville soon after:
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I took my little Ginny to a party last night,
Some Slytherins showed up and caused a heckuva fight,
When someone hit my Ginny, she went out like a light;
Poor Ginny!
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They left me all alone with Ginny flat on the ground,
I went to find my wand to try and bring her around,
But when I got back, Ginny was nowhere to be found;
Poor Ginny!
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Well, Ginny had her picture in the Prophet this morning,
She made it with a bang!
According to that lying Rita Skeeter this morning,
Ginny is the leader of a teenage gang!
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Chorus:
Ginny has six brothers and they're hot on my trail,
Her mother wants to ride me out of town on a rail,
I hope they can forget that Ginny landed in jail;
Poor Ginny!
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I went to the infirmary to check on my belle,
She wasn't very glad to see me, that I could tell,
She'd had to have her mum come bail her out of a cell;
Poor Ginny!
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Her eye was black, her face was red, her hair was a fright,
She looked as though she'd been up crying half of the night,
I told her I was sorry, she said, "Get out of sight!!!"
Poor Ginny!
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It's such a shame that Ginny got knocked out and apprehended,
A heckuva fate;
This party was the first one I ever had attended --
It had to happen on our first real date!
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Chorus:
Ginny has six brothers and they're hot on my trail,
Her mother wants to ride me out of town on a rail,
I hope they can forget that Ginny landed in jail;
Poor Ginny!