Hairy Snotter

When Hairy was a baby his mum and dad asked Madame Dumbledore for the boy's future. Dumbledore told them that he would be the worst student at Frogwarts castle of witchcraft and wizardry there had ever been and ever will be. When Lily and James Snotter, Hairy's parents, heard this they were devastated and then refused to look after him because of the shame of it. They dumped him on the doorstep of Hairy's aunty Petunia and her family's home. They then left to live a happy life without a Hairy Snotter hanging around them all the time.

Hairy grew up to be a strange and annoying boy. One day Hairy recieved an important letter to invite him to Frogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry. He hadnt even finished reading it when his cousin Pugsley ripped it from his hands, tearing the envolope in the process.

"Look daddy haiwy has got a letter" Screamed Pugsley
" Don't be silly", said petunia. " Hairy never gets mail!... Oh! So he has. Read it out loud to all of us then precious"
After Pugsley had read it out to everyone in his low bellowing voice, a loud knock at the door made everyone jump.