Hey so I'm going to take a shot a third story.

___________________________________________chapter one

Sausage! (Ominous music)

___________________________________________Ppov

This was going to be fun! I couldn't wait to stink up the entire house! I didn't know where they would go. I just knew that I wouldn't be going with them. I had stink proofed my room so I wouldn't be bothered by the smell. Maybe a hotel I thought as I got sausage out of the fridge. Or a friend's.

That would help with the Sabrina problem. I had really started to think that she was (oh god!) PRETTY! (The horror!) And I'd kind of been starting to like her. It was pretty horrible. Just as I dropped the sausage and called Elvis, Sabrina came in. "Puck what do you think you're- Noooooooooooo!!! Elvis bit down onto the sausage then. Pffttt!

Oh God! It was awful! I ran to my room with Sabrina on my heels gorgeous blond hair floating out behind her. Oh. My. God. Did I just think that? Anyway Sabrina followed me shouting "Puck what have you DONE! I'm going to KILL you!

I ran into my room and tried to close the door before Sabrina could get in but I ended up closing it on her foot. She burst through the door in my momentary pause to make sure that she was okay.

"Puck I'm going to kill you! Now he's stunk up the entire house…wait it doesn't smell in here. You planned this! Didn't you?" she roared looking like an avenging angel. I cowered before her fury. "I'm going to tell Granny that your room doesn't smell and we're all going to move IN until it goes away.

Oh CRAP! This had totally backfired. I was going to have to spend at least two nights with Sab-Grimm.

Spov

I couldn't believe Puck did this! And it was going to torture ME too. I had started to actually kind of like him I didn't even want to know how spending the night with him would affect me.

THAT NIGHT

Sabrina wasn't even talking to me. It kind of hurt at least when she was mad she was fun. I walked up to where she was sitting with a chimp dancing around her and generally being annoying. "Okay Jim cut it out!" I yelled at the chimp. Sabrina turned around. "Puck go away." She said in a small voice. Wow I hadn't expected this. Her hair floated silkily around her shoulders framing her face beautifully. "I'm sorry" I said without meaning to. But she had looked so sad to be stuck with me. It hurt that she hated me so much. I don't know why she did it but then again I don't know why I kissed her the first time either. But suddenly her lips were on mine slowly moving in synchronization. When we broke apart we both started to blush because the chimps had been watching and were imitating us. When the chimps kissed it sounded like a balloon popping so pretty soon the forest in my room was filled with the noise. Daphne came running out of the trees to find the chimps kissing. "Oh I thought that there was a war going on." She said. "No, said Sabrina, it's just mating season." Daphne walked back out of the trees. And then the idea came to me it was a perfect idea. I just had to get some materials. (Bwahahaha!!)