Walking Disaster a dark take on the theme

by Styrofoam-Thoughts

These lyrics were inspired by the grungy blues/rock guitar of seasons 1-4 opening theme. I feel these lyrics fit in great with the dark zeitgeist of the early 90s(just think Layne staley's voice.) ...and also, these lyrics don't reflect what I think of the show or it's actors...I actually like the show...enjoy!

I do not own Home Improvement or have any dealings with the show. These lyrics were inspired by the seasons 1-4 opening grungy early 90s blues/rock theme.

Walking Disaster (Dark Home Improvement Lyrics )

Well!?

Walking disaster,

it's more power you're after,

you keep fucking with an engine,

that's ready to ex-plode.

(chorus)

[ lucky pennies in your breakers,

to fix the spotlight in your happy- broken-home.

but tell me, what's it worth? ]

walking nowhere for hours

still looking for the power.

but did you feel a damn thing,

when you stubbed your fucking-toes?

(chorus)

[ lucky pennies in your breakers,

to fix the spotlight in your happy-broken-home.

but tell me,what's it worth? ]

In the darkness for hours,

searching for more power,

you keep flickin' at the switch,

of a bulb that's long-been-blown.

(chorus)

[ lucky pennies in your breakers!

to fix the spotlight in your happy-broken-home.

but tell me what is it worth? ]

you keep searching in the mirror,

and talking to the the white noise,

but when you spoke to your reflection,

you got lost inside that tele-vision-snow.

(chorus)

[ lucky pennies in your breakers!

to fix the spotlight in your happy-broken-home.

but tell me what is it worth? ]

Well!?