The Crazy Story of Kingdom Hearts

by randomlyalive

Sora, Kairi, and Riku unite to go to another adventure! This time, they have to collect all the small Cornerstones of Light! They will encounter new enemies and other anime heroes. Wanna know who? Read the story! (This is my first story... well, not mine... btw, i'm not the author, i'm the translator!)

1. Chapter 1

Episode 1

"Hello, Riku!" shouted a brunette with spiky hair do from somewhere out there toa silver haired guy named Riku which is sitting on the Paopu tree. "What are you doing?" he asked again. "Staring at the ocean. You see, Sora, we eat fish from a salty sea, but why it tastes so sweet when we eat it?" Riku said. "That's because everytime Kairi cook, Donald put '100% sweet sugar' to the fish when she fry it," Sora replied steadily. Then, Sora leaned next to Riku, looked up, and stared the sky with his hands at the back of his head. "I'm hungry," he said. "I want to eat pizza," he said again. A few seconds later, his stomach rumble. "Hmm… Which restaurant that cooks really good pizza?" He said wondering. "Pizza Hut is the perfect place," Riku said. "What?! Pizza Hut… Oh… *arrogant style* Where is it?" Sora said with a confused face. Then, Riku stand up and point to Sora's chest. "It is in another island next to ours. It is closer than you think," Riku said. "Seriously?! Where is Pizza Hut?" Sora asked again. "In Sun Plaza!" Riku answered. "But, we don't have enough money to buy pizzas," Riku said with a disappoint face. "Why?" Sora said wondering. "Because we've run out of money after we bought Samsung S III for you, iPad 3 for me, iPhone 5 for Kairi, IPod Touch for Mickey, Blackberry Dakota for Goofy, and imitation mobile for Donald," Riku explained. "Hua! I want pizza!" Sora said while crying and touch his starving stomach. Suddenly, someone shouted, "Sora! Riku!". It's the auburn haired girl, Kairi. She ran toward Sora and Riku while holding a bottle. Inside it has the symbol of Mickey's head. "There's a letter from the King!" she said while panting. "Okay, my maid!" Sora said holding up his thumb. "Wait a minute! Isn't she your girlfriend?" Riku asked confused. "No! She's my maid, you know?!" Sora shouted. "Hell no! I'm not his maid! I'm not his girlfriend either! I'm just his FRIEND!" Kairi shouted. "Oh… We're friends," Sora said. "BTW, c'mon! Open the letter!" Riku said changing the topic. Then, they open the bottle and open the letter. Seems like fate has sympathy to them. In the letter is, "FREE VOUCHER FOR 100 MILLION IN SUN PLAZA FOR ALL ITEMS!". "Yeah! Pizza Hut, here I come!" Sora shouted happily. "Yahoo! New bags, accessories, and lip gloss!" Kairi shouted. "Yeah! Crocs shoes, new tie, and MacBook! Let's rock!" Riku shouted while sing "Happy ya ya ya" and tweet in Twitter "Yay, otw to Sun Plaza!". Actually, Riku had a lot of followers in Twitter… There's Natsu Dragneel, Giotto, Kurapika, Killua, Gray, Minnie, Mickey, Justin Bieber, Goofy, etc. until 2 million folowers! Cool, right?! Then they all were very happy while hoping thet they could go to Sun Plaza and eat there. But, how?