It was a peaceful day in the leaf village and sasuke and Sakura were minding there own business. All was well until the village retard came around and started to harass Sakura. "HIII SAKURA WILL YOU GO OUT WUTH ME!"

"no naruto ur a pathetic piece of shit!"Sakura then smacked naruto with a fourth of her strength, butt naruto still got knocked out cuz he's weak like that.

becaude naruto a demon he woke up in 17 seconds and continued to disrupt the piece. "This is all your fault teme!" Naruto accused to sasuke while pointing a ramen stained finger.

sasuke became angrey and decide to save Sakura from the blonde menace. He activated his mangekyo Sharingan and said " u mesed WUTH me for the last time, prepare to die DEMON FILTH!"

the he fight was over in the blink of an eye, naruto was crying like a baby and sasuke was like WTF wrong with this fool butt then reminded himself the animal in front of him was retarded. He was about to finish the dimbass off when a baby smacked him in the face.

"DONT TOUCH NARUTOKUN OR THERES MOAR WHERE THAT CAME FROM!" Screeched hinata hyuuga, a crazy stalker who was even more crazy cuz she loved a imbecile like naruto.

"THANKS HINATA, DATEBAYO" screamed naruto after he was done crying.

Little did the morons know that sarutobi was watching this and finally snapped from the picked up his iPhone 5s and called a number for emergencies only.

"hello is this the Akatsuki?"

"ya wats it to ya"

"it's sarutobi I think it's time to finish what the fourth started."

"consider it done"

naruto was continuing was continuing to be dumb wen he heard a noise in the sky. He looked up to see an airplane coming straight for him. Inside the plane deidara was laughing maniacly. He would turn the retard demon into art.

naruto said his last words " ramen" and then blew up.

sasuke and Sakura started dancing and hinata wailed like a whale. The entire village started singing and a angelic light seeped through the clouds onto his body. Everyone was happy, except for hinata butt she was a nobody.

Hinata swore vengeance as she schreacged and wailed and moaned like the ho she was. Suddenly Pein showed up behind her and she gasped .

"know pain" the badass said as he bitch slapped her across the village where she landed in the village volcano never to be seen again.

"well Sakura it looks like where finally in peace" said sasuke. Sakura nodded and they then proceeded to have hot sweaty sex and had 42 babies.

THE END