Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter. This was just written for fun.
Notes: Written for the 30 Words or Less Challenge at Harry Potter Fanfiction Challenges Forum.
I. Reality Check
He was a Potter.
He was a Malfoy.
It would never be real.
Especially since he had a she, and she was a Weasley.
II. Absolutely Alone
Albus tried to tell himself that Rose and Scorpius spent time together because they were prefects.
Because otherwise, he would feel absolutely alone.
III. Prince Charming
He heard Rose call Scorpius her 'Prince Charming'.
He felt like he was going to be sick.
IV. Virgin
"You're not a virgin, are you, Scorpius?"
"That's an inappropriate question, Longbottom."
And Albus wanted to scream - yes or no?!
V. Good Question
"Why don't you have a girlfriend, Albus?"
He wanted to punch Longbottom for asking something personal, but there was a part of him that thought it was a good question.