A/N: Okay, if you could fly any where in the world where would you go?
Well, I was thinking about that last night and I figured I'd go to a
foreign country where they grow fields and fields of marijuana! "But
there's guys with guns that'll shoot you!" My older brother stated as he
turned on my black light. So, where would you go if you could fly and catch
bullet with ease? I'd go to a foreign country where they go fields beyond
fields of marijuana and pick myself some kronic!
This is an AU fic where Pan, Bura, Goten, Trunks, and Marron are all teenagers. Pan is 17, Bura is 16, Goten and Trunks is 19 and Marron is 18. Slightly OOC.
Kronic
Chapter one: Schools out for summer!
School was out for summer vacation, but there's only one week left to savor the freedom from the evil teachers, boring books and the uncivil preps at Orange Star High School. Bulma and Vegeta were in Hawaii celebrating their second honeymoon, but not trusting their two teenage children, Bulma installed hidden cameras in every room (except the bedrooms).
Trunks, knowing exactly where every single camera was, stood in front of the vase were a tiny, camouflaged camera was hidden and scratched his ass in front of it for about five minutes.
"You're an idiot." Bura laughed. She was sitting on the couch enjoying a bag of BBQ chips. Pan, Marron and Goten had invited themselves over, as usual, to enjoy a parental-figure-free haven.
"I'm bored!" Trunks exclaimed after he had finished scratching his ass. "And I'm out of pot!"
Marron and Bura gasped, Goten groaned and Pan laughed, "Trunks, out of pot? That's the biggest load of bullshit I've ever heard." Pan said slowly, her bloodshot eyes half open.
Trunks walked over to where she was laying on the carpet and pulled her to a sitting position. "I'm serious." He said seriously. "The money mom left for pizza is all gone and I smoked my last bowl last night before I passed out."
Goten's eyes bulged out of horror, "What? No money? No pizza? No kronic!?"
Pan laughed.
"That's pretty much how it goes." Marron said disappointed.
Trunks looked around the room at each and every one of his friends; his gaze fell upon Pan, who happened to be the only one stoned at the time. "You never have any money and you always happen to be stoned, how do you do it?" Trunks asked, sitting down in front of her trying to see if he could find the answer somewhere on her face.
"More importantly, do you have any left?" Goten asked using a phony British accent.
"Yeah!" Marron said crossing her arms.
"It's time that I let you in on the wealth." Pan smirked, "under one condition." She added. Pan stood and walked over to the window and crossed her arms. "We throw the party of a life time right here, on Thursday, all night with six kegs of finely brewed beer with an alcohol level of more than 7.5%."
"I like that idea." Goten seconded.
"Where are we going to get the six kegs from we have NO MONEY!" Marron shouted.
"I have connections that'll let me pay him back when I get the money. He's the head of the keg deliverymen division at the liquor super store!" Goten exclaimed getting excited.
"Wait," Trunks said skeptically, "The party isn't going to be hard to organized, all have to do is move the cameras, BUT! But, mom is a genius and she too, believe it or not Bura, was a teenager. She's not stupid, we will get in trouble."
"Are you scared?" Bura asked mockingly.
"You're not the one that gets dragged into the gravity room with dad." Trunks sighed.
"Come on man! Take one for the team!" They all shouted.
"Depends." Trunks stated, "How wealthy is the wealth that you're talking about?" he asked turning back to Pan.
She smirked as she turned and stood right in front of Trunks, "Infinite." She whispered in a tone so all could hear.
"What?" Trunks asked doubtfully.
"What are you talking about?" Marron asked with a grin that said, 'you're full of shit.'
"We've been going out for a little over three months now, and you haven't mentioned anything along those lines." Trunks said even more skeptically than before.
"Never came up." Pan shrugged as if it was nothing, "Plus I kind of keep forgetting."
"Damn our short term memory!" Bura cursed.
"Alright, alright, tell us or I might hold out on you tonight." Trunks joked.
"Right, you hold out?" Pan spat with a laugh.
"I'm serious." Trunks said as he crossed his arms. Pan rolled her eyes and returned to the window. "I saw that!"
"Okay, here it is…last week…." Pan started.
** FLASHBACK **
Pan sat on her bed lazily with the DVD remote in her hand and pushed play. Beside her bed was a poster of a man smoking a joint and had the words, "Hey, at least it's not crack!" Pan wasn't worried about her parents finding out that she was a stoner because they already knew. (One night when she was roasting a bowl with Trunks in her room, Gohan came in. Trunks and Pan froze stiff, he walked all the way inside, sniffed the air and shook his head, bent over and picked up a disregarded joint off her table and said, "Chill." He walked out of the room and shut the door. Pan and Trunks laughed their asses off that night and thanked their lucky stars.)
After the movie was over, she stood up and stretched her legs. The movie just happened to be 'The Beach.' So naturally she called up Marron, the movie expert of the group, to ask whether or not it was real marijuana. Marron laughed before answering her question, "They filmed it out of the country and the field was, yes, real. I gotta go, Jake is over now." Marron said before hanging up. Jake was her boyfriend.
"Interesting, very interesting." Pan said as she placed the receiver back on the base. She looked in her stash box and found it empty. "Hmmm…" she said as she looked in her wallet and found it too empty. She ran downstairs where her parents were, "Mom, Dad! I'm going out! Be back in a few!" she shouted into the kitchen as she ran out the door, it slammed behind her.
She flew down south, searching the ground below for what seemed like hours before finding what she was looking for. It wasn't like the fields in the movie, they must've been ten time bigger! She landed in the field and started to crop. A guard spotted her and started firing, she caught the bullets with ease. "I'll be done in a few minutes, geese!" she shouted at him.
The guard didn't leave until his barrel was empty and by that time, twenty- some more guards found their way over to where Pan stood cropping. As soon as she was done, she smiled, waved and was off with a whole backpack full of loot. Once she got home she dried out her prizes by hanging them from her ceiling, within a few days it was reading for smoking.
"Damn! This is some good shit." Pan said happily as she exhaled with a cough. She jumped off her bed and flew towards Capsule Corp. to find that Bura had gone out with Marron and Goten. She ran up to Trunks' room to tell him. "Trunks!" she said happily as she slammed his door behind her. But she never got the chance to tell him, because he was in one of those moods where he just had to have her then and there without any words.
** END FLASHBACK **
"So why didn't you tell him afterwards?" Marron asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Hey now," Pan said flinging up her arms, "Once we're done, I'm not exactly in the mood to talk about greasy, dirty, over weight, middle-aged foreign guards alright." Trunks grinned. "And it just never really came up after that."
Goten covered his ears, "I don't wanna hear about my niece and my best friend making love!"
"Making love? Nah, we just fuck." She smirked. Trunks grinned again.
"Ah! Shut up!" Goten yelped. Marron and Bura laughed. Trunks turned to Pan and smiled before frenching her in front of everyone. Goten yelped again. "If Gohan knew, boy your ass would be finished!"
"Nah, he knows." Pan said with a laugh.
"He has a habit of walking in at bad times." Trunks grinned, "When we're roasting bowls, having sex, you know the usual. After the second time, he put a lock on her door."
"I really wish he'd knocked first though." Pan said as she leaned against Trunks. "Oh well."
"Hey, show us where the fields are!" Marron requested.
"Now that depends." Pan smirked, turning her attention towards Trunks. She looked at him with puppy-dog eyes and pouted lips. "Party, please, Thursday."
"Fine, but you owe me."
"No, now we're even from last month, does your life goal ring a bell?"
"Oh, almost forgot about that. Hey can we do that again?"
Pan glared at him, "The broom closet was not fun." Goten slapped his hands over his ears.
"But we didn't finish, there's still the attic and the basement."
"What are you guys talking about?" Marron asked.
"They're talking about sex again." Goten said painfully.
"No we're not." Trunks laughed, "my life goal is to draw and entire map of Capsule Corp, with exact detail."
"Oh." Goten said calming down.
"You sure do have a sick mind." Pan laughed.
"Alright, all this talking sucks! Everyone shut up! Grab a three or four backpacks each and lets get a move on!" Bura ordered, her normally friendly tone turning to one of a drill sergeant.
(Next Chapter: Greasy, dirty, over weight, middle-aged foreign guards…)
A/N: There's the first chapter, but it's probably not going to be any longer than three or four chapter though. So it's just a quickie….
This is an AU fic where Pan, Bura, Goten, Trunks, and Marron are all teenagers. Pan is 17, Bura is 16, Goten and Trunks is 19 and Marron is 18. Slightly OOC.
Kronic
Chapter one: Schools out for summer!
School was out for summer vacation, but there's only one week left to savor the freedom from the evil teachers, boring books and the uncivil preps at Orange Star High School. Bulma and Vegeta were in Hawaii celebrating their second honeymoon, but not trusting their two teenage children, Bulma installed hidden cameras in every room (except the bedrooms).
Trunks, knowing exactly where every single camera was, stood in front of the vase were a tiny, camouflaged camera was hidden and scratched his ass in front of it for about five minutes.
"You're an idiot." Bura laughed. She was sitting on the couch enjoying a bag of BBQ chips. Pan, Marron and Goten had invited themselves over, as usual, to enjoy a parental-figure-free haven.
"I'm bored!" Trunks exclaimed after he had finished scratching his ass. "And I'm out of pot!"
Marron and Bura gasped, Goten groaned and Pan laughed, "Trunks, out of pot? That's the biggest load of bullshit I've ever heard." Pan said slowly, her bloodshot eyes half open.
Trunks walked over to where she was laying on the carpet and pulled her to a sitting position. "I'm serious." He said seriously. "The money mom left for pizza is all gone and I smoked my last bowl last night before I passed out."
Goten's eyes bulged out of horror, "What? No money? No pizza? No kronic!?"
Pan laughed.
"That's pretty much how it goes." Marron said disappointed.
Trunks looked around the room at each and every one of his friends; his gaze fell upon Pan, who happened to be the only one stoned at the time. "You never have any money and you always happen to be stoned, how do you do it?" Trunks asked, sitting down in front of her trying to see if he could find the answer somewhere on her face.
"More importantly, do you have any left?" Goten asked using a phony British accent.
"Yeah!" Marron said crossing her arms.
"It's time that I let you in on the wealth." Pan smirked, "under one condition." She added. Pan stood and walked over to the window and crossed her arms. "We throw the party of a life time right here, on Thursday, all night with six kegs of finely brewed beer with an alcohol level of more than 7.5%."
"I like that idea." Goten seconded.
"Where are we going to get the six kegs from we have NO MONEY!" Marron shouted.
"I have connections that'll let me pay him back when I get the money. He's the head of the keg deliverymen division at the liquor super store!" Goten exclaimed getting excited.
"Wait," Trunks said skeptically, "The party isn't going to be hard to organized, all have to do is move the cameras, BUT! But, mom is a genius and she too, believe it or not Bura, was a teenager. She's not stupid, we will get in trouble."
"Are you scared?" Bura asked mockingly.
"You're not the one that gets dragged into the gravity room with dad." Trunks sighed.
"Come on man! Take one for the team!" They all shouted.
"Depends." Trunks stated, "How wealthy is the wealth that you're talking about?" he asked turning back to Pan.
She smirked as she turned and stood right in front of Trunks, "Infinite." She whispered in a tone so all could hear.
"What?" Trunks asked doubtfully.
"What are you talking about?" Marron asked with a grin that said, 'you're full of shit.'
"We've been going out for a little over three months now, and you haven't mentioned anything along those lines." Trunks said even more skeptically than before.
"Never came up." Pan shrugged as if it was nothing, "Plus I kind of keep forgetting."
"Damn our short term memory!" Bura cursed.
"Alright, alright, tell us or I might hold out on you tonight." Trunks joked.
"Right, you hold out?" Pan spat with a laugh.
"I'm serious." Trunks said as he crossed his arms. Pan rolled her eyes and returned to the window. "I saw that!"
"Okay, here it is…last week…." Pan started.
** FLASHBACK **
Pan sat on her bed lazily with the DVD remote in her hand and pushed play. Beside her bed was a poster of a man smoking a joint and had the words, "Hey, at least it's not crack!" Pan wasn't worried about her parents finding out that she was a stoner because they already knew. (One night when she was roasting a bowl with Trunks in her room, Gohan came in. Trunks and Pan froze stiff, he walked all the way inside, sniffed the air and shook his head, bent over and picked up a disregarded joint off her table and said, "Chill." He walked out of the room and shut the door. Pan and Trunks laughed their asses off that night and thanked their lucky stars.)
After the movie was over, she stood up and stretched her legs. The movie just happened to be 'The Beach.' So naturally she called up Marron, the movie expert of the group, to ask whether or not it was real marijuana. Marron laughed before answering her question, "They filmed it out of the country and the field was, yes, real. I gotta go, Jake is over now." Marron said before hanging up. Jake was her boyfriend.
"Interesting, very interesting." Pan said as she placed the receiver back on the base. She looked in her stash box and found it empty. "Hmmm…" she said as she looked in her wallet and found it too empty. She ran downstairs where her parents were, "Mom, Dad! I'm going out! Be back in a few!" she shouted into the kitchen as she ran out the door, it slammed behind her.
She flew down south, searching the ground below for what seemed like hours before finding what she was looking for. It wasn't like the fields in the movie, they must've been ten time bigger! She landed in the field and started to crop. A guard spotted her and started firing, she caught the bullets with ease. "I'll be done in a few minutes, geese!" she shouted at him.
The guard didn't leave until his barrel was empty and by that time, twenty- some more guards found their way over to where Pan stood cropping. As soon as she was done, she smiled, waved and was off with a whole backpack full of loot. Once she got home she dried out her prizes by hanging them from her ceiling, within a few days it was reading for smoking.
"Damn! This is some good shit." Pan said happily as she exhaled with a cough. She jumped off her bed and flew towards Capsule Corp. to find that Bura had gone out with Marron and Goten. She ran up to Trunks' room to tell him. "Trunks!" she said happily as she slammed his door behind her. But she never got the chance to tell him, because he was in one of those moods where he just had to have her then and there without any words.
** END FLASHBACK **
"So why didn't you tell him afterwards?" Marron asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Hey now," Pan said flinging up her arms, "Once we're done, I'm not exactly in the mood to talk about greasy, dirty, over weight, middle-aged foreign guards alright." Trunks grinned. "And it just never really came up after that."
Goten covered his ears, "I don't wanna hear about my niece and my best friend making love!"
"Making love? Nah, we just fuck." She smirked. Trunks grinned again.
"Ah! Shut up!" Goten yelped. Marron and Bura laughed. Trunks turned to Pan and smiled before frenching her in front of everyone. Goten yelped again. "If Gohan knew, boy your ass would be finished!"
"Nah, he knows." Pan said with a laugh.
"He has a habit of walking in at bad times." Trunks grinned, "When we're roasting bowls, having sex, you know the usual. After the second time, he put a lock on her door."
"I really wish he'd knocked first though." Pan said as she leaned against Trunks. "Oh well."
"Hey, show us where the fields are!" Marron requested.
"Now that depends." Pan smirked, turning her attention towards Trunks. She looked at him with puppy-dog eyes and pouted lips. "Party, please, Thursday."
"Fine, but you owe me."
"No, now we're even from last month, does your life goal ring a bell?"
"Oh, almost forgot about that. Hey can we do that again?"
Pan glared at him, "The broom closet was not fun." Goten slapped his hands over his ears.
"But we didn't finish, there's still the attic and the basement."
"What are you guys talking about?" Marron asked.
"They're talking about sex again." Goten said painfully.
"No we're not." Trunks laughed, "my life goal is to draw and entire map of Capsule Corp, with exact detail."
"Oh." Goten said calming down.
"You sure do have a sick mind." Pan laughed.
"Alright, all this talking sucks! Everyone shut up! Grab a three or four backpacks each and lets get a move on!" Bura ordered, her normally friendly tone turning to one of a drill sergeant.
(Next Chapter: Greasy, dirty, over weight, middle-aged foreign guards…)
A/N: There's the first chapter, but it's probably not going to be any longer than three or four chapter though. So it's just a quickie….