"You are the most horrible person to walk on this earth, Natalie!"
All of the people eating breakfast quickly turned their heads towards the entrance to the great hall, where all the yelling was taking place.
"I didn't mean to, and I seriously doubt I am the most horrible person to walk on the earth. Have you met everyone on the earth? I doubt that." Said a vibrant red head in the entrance.
"If that is your idea of an apology, you need to sort out your priorities." Yelled out a very stereotypical beach blonde, crossing her arms.
"Fine, all sorted. I am very sorry for all the pain and suffering I caused you in the last six years, whatever they may be. Peace?" said the red head, giving the blonde the peace sign with a fake sorry face.
"Out of the goodness of my heart I'll forgive you, Natalie James." The blonde leaned in and gave the much shorter girl a pity hug.
The red head, known as Natalie James, entered the Great Hall and sat down with four boys.
"Did you do it?" asked a boy with messy hair and glasses, clutching onto the edge of the table.
"Mission complete. Why do you think I was being yelled at, my last name?" asked Natalie.
"Why do you have to call me that?" asked her last name, err, I mean James. James Potter actually.
"Well it's your mum and dad's fault for knowing fully well that my parents last name was James and that my mum was pregnant with your truly, that they named you James. It's a vicious cycle."
"No it isn't. Do you know what a vicious cycle is?" A ruggedly handsome boy asked.
"Yes, err, no. What in bloody hell does it mean then? Remus, you're the only nice one in this lot, along with Peter. What does vicious cycle actually mean?" asked Natalie.
"Well-" started Remus Lupin.
"Don't tell her! She should get knowledge all by herself!" James cut off.
"Mean, my last name, mean!"
"Why can't I tell her? If I don't she will just keep asking until she finds out without taking a single step into the library." Remus informed them. Thinking about it, James and the ruggedly handsome boy came to the conclusion that, trying to avoid annoyance, Remus should inform Natalie at once.
"Wow, I never knew…Ha-ha! I did it again! Sirius, now you have to do anything I tell you to do!" hollered Natalie, fist raised in the air as if she had just won a battle.
"Not yet, I said for a week you couldn't gain any knowledge without looking it up in a book. It, in fact, has only been two days, genius." Sirius (ruggedly handsome boy) informed Natalie.
"So you admit that I'm a genius, don't deny it."
Sirius looked as if he were about to give up on trying to figure Natalie out when a 7th year Ravenclaw walked by, said hello to Natalie, and left her blushing like never before.
"So, this proves it. You are in fact a girl." Sirius told her, making Natalie cross her arms, but still blushing.
Remus sat there looking from the 7th year Ravenclaw boy to Natalie furrowing his eyebrows.
"What's wrong Remus?" James asked the furrowed eye browed Remus.
"What? Oh, nothing. Natalie, are you going to finish that toast?"