EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
KIARA
VS
PEARL
BEGIN
[KIARA]
ALRIGHT GAY WHALE I'M GONNA CLEAN UP YOUR ASS
WHEN I START THIS RAP YOU WILL CRY TO YOUR DAD
YOU WANT CRAPPY MONEY JUST TO USE IT FOR THE MALL
YOU HATED THE CHUM BUCKET THAT THE EPIC FALL
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU WHY DON'T YOU LIKE SPONGEBOB
HE'S CUTER THAN YO MAMA WHO HER ASS IS LIKE A SNOB
I CAN SCRATCH YOU WITH MY LION CLAW AND YOU CAN BE A BITCH
YOUR SHOW IN UNDERWATER IS A PIECE OF SHIT
[PEARL]
WELL LET ME ASK YOU WHY YOU ARE SO HYPER
GOING TO THE OUTLAND NOT OBEYING YOUR FATHERFUCKER
YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH A BLACK LION WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT
I DON'T MEAN TO BE RACIST BUT THAT IS HOW I REACT
YOU DIDN'T LEARN TO POUNCE LET KION TEACH YOU SOME
I NEVER KNEW A LIO0N COULD BE THAT DUMB
MY MOVIE AND SHOW ARE BETTER THAN YOUR
NO LION WANNA DATE SOMEONE WHO IS LIKE A SHITTY HORE
[KIARA]
WELL LOOK WHO'S TALKING YOU KICKED YOUR DAD OUT OF THE HOUSE
BEING A DRAMA QUEEN WANNA MAKE ME SHOUT
YOU DON'T BELONG IN MY SHOW GO BACK TO YOUR ACTING
GO BACK TO SPONGEBOB, PATRICK, KRABS, PLANKTON, GARY, SQUIDWARD, PUFF, AND LARRY
I HAVE MORE ABILITY YOU JUST WAIT FOR ME
WHEN I BEAT THIS CUNT YOU WILL START WAILING
DON'T BE SO SURE WHEN YOU TAKE THIS LION OUT
I'M THE QUEEN OF THE PRIDELAND I WILL BANISH YOU NOW
[PEARL]
FUCK YOU BITCH I HAVE MORE TALENT THAN YOU
YOU COULDN'T HELP YOURSELF WHEN IT COME TO CHOOSE
I MAYBE A DRAMA QUEEN BUT YOU ARE SO CRAZY
IN THE FAN COMIC YOUR LIFE IS OPPOSING
YOU DON'T BELONG IN MY SHOW GO BACK TO YOUR FUCKING OWN
GO BACK TO SIMBA, NALA, KOVU, KION, PUMBAA, VITANI, NUKA, TIMON
I BEAT YOU IN THIS SHITTY RAP GO BACK AND DIE
WHEN KOVU DON'T COME BACK YOU WILL END YOUR CRAPPY LIVES
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE