Like any Girl, i woke up...i know i have dreams but in the Ride to school, Dad could never get me everything i wanteed all because ''He wants what's best for me'' he said... God i hate my dad...My life is the worst, yes, A Roof over my head and being a higher Middle class citizon, But not getting a cell phone i want just makes my life a Complete joke, i hate my life..i wish i could just cut myself.

Oh, i forgot, My name is Bella, i think my name sucks, like my life...i wish i was never born, but i then went to school,

Even though Many people would kill to get the Education i have...i hate my High school, i then went to Scince class and i met Someone special...

He was pale and staring at me, like any Teenage girl in the 90's, we would avoid boys like him but it's 2000, screw Development...i love him, in lunch , i think cause i have no care for the world because i'm so bland and 1-D, i went to the even blander, 1-dimentional guy, so i talked to himand said he was a Vampire!

After staring for hours, i was late and go detention, but also Edward, my love! So we kept staring, life can't get any better...

After that, Edward broke up for no reaon, so i got a new boyfriend, a werewolf who is allergic to shirts...i'm bland, so i think giant disgusting dogs are hot!

I love them both so much that i fell out of a motorcycle and drowned for them..literally, now all girls want to be like me...

Then i met Edward's parents and Jacob's even more bland shirtless ''Tribe'', they didn't like each other...

But i decided to have Sex with Edward because Screw trying to build the realationship! All Teens LOVE to do sex, sex,sex!

but i didn't use a condom but i don't care!

But then..I had a baby! Jacob had Pedophile feelings for my Baby, i didn't mind since i had more moping and blandness to do..Y DON"T I USE CONDOM?!1111 and i became from a Bland, 1-D human, boring human, to a even more blander,0-D, lame Vampire!

After my ''Tribes'' of my Boyfriends Fight..my baby died...but after horrible Acting..i got over it because i love being an Uninteresting Chatacter!

But i don't care...I have 5-6 Dumb, Boring, Lame, Tedious movie and a book with a fanbase full of Tastless, Emo teenagers and Irresponsible, and Even more Tastless Twilight Moms! Every wants to be like me! I'm the perfect picture of Teens!