Summary: AU (Wizarding world is outed; GLEE timeline is normal until S2x21 [Funk]) = After Vocal Adrenalin egged Rachel, and New Directions cleaned her up, Rachel called one of the most important people in her life, her godfather…Harry Potter, the master of Death; and you don't mess with Harry's little starberry and get away with it…ever.

Warning: THERE WILL DEFINITELY BE SLASH

PROLOGUE: CHICKEN EGGS & UNCLE HARRY

Rachel felt the slimey whites of the egg run down her face mixing with her tears as she cried in the midst of the laughter of the Vocal Adrenalin Singers. How could Jesse do this to her, she gave her all to make their Shakespearean Relationship work and he pelted her with eggs? She was so deep in thought that she didn't see a pissed off Noah chasing the VA away until he was shaking her gently and calling her name.

"Rach, are you okay?" Noah asked her, his eyes full of worry for the girl he considered his best friend.

"Noah? I…. yes, if you wouldn't mind bringing me to the lavatory so that I may free myself from the proverbial blood of a dozen or so murdered little chicks then I would be eternally grateful. "

Noah looked at her and hurriedly guided her to the nearest shower room, "Stay here Rach. I'll get Kurt and the girls to help you." He said as he rushed out of the Cheerios' shower room. After a few minutes, Rachel took her clothes off and stepped into a shower cubicle and started to rinse the slimy eggs off of her. She suddenly heard Kurt's voice "Sweetie? Me and the girls are here with clothes and makeup!"

Rachel turned off the shower and peaked her wet head out of the stall as she said "I am right here Kurt, may you please pass me a towel so that I can cover myself for decency's sake?" Kurt hurriedly gave her a towel as she was then ushered out by Mercedes and Tina to the dressing area where Brittany, Santana, and Quinn were preparing her clothes and makeup.

Rachel knew it was insane to call her godfather because of a little boy problem but in her melodramatic teen mind it didn't matter…. The love of her life just crushed her heart and destroyed the lives of more than a dozen little chicks, so with tears in her eyes she opened her phone and pressed speed dial #3.

"StarBerry? Is something wrong?" A man's lilting voice laced with worry answered, hearing her godfather's soothing voice made Rachel smile as she wiped her tears and asked her godfather, "Uncle Harry, Is it possible for you to arrange a visit to Lima? Papa and Daddy are away on a business trip and logically, you are able to attend to me faster than they can since they are in Japan and have no means of flying back here immediately."

"Of course, I'll be there in an hour or so star berry, then we'll talk about why you're so upset" Harry Answered.

"Thank you, Uncle Harry. I love you" She answered back as she said her goodbye. Rachel knew everything was going to be fine. After all, her Godfather was the most feared wizard in all of the Wizarding World…. Why wouldn't everything be fine?

Author's Note:

1. Yes, although the show is already in Season 3, I decided to write this story way way in S1, because it was my favourite Season

2. Asides from Tartie, Brittana and Fuinn; the other pairings are up for grabs as well. Especially, Harry's and Rachel's Love interests… sso the choices for Harry:

For Harry:

Will/Harry (professors in love)

Puck/Harry (Cougar? Puma? Eh!)

Severus/Harry (Bend Over Potter!)

Draco/Harry (Rival Love)

Charlie/Harry (Wanna see my dragon, Harry?)

OMC/Harry (New Love)

Suggestions will also be considered.

For Rachel:

Puckelberry (only if PumaPair doesn't win)

Cherry (Dancer and the Singer)

Matchel (silently loud)

St. Berry (after you egged me?)

Teddy/Rachel (god sibling love)