Disclaimer: I don't own Ranma and Love Hina
Alright this is the new version of this thing. Let's see if I can polish this thing up. Man, what a job for me. If you don't like then don't read it. You'll just be wasting my time reading all those things. There might be a little action because I'm use to making a comic out of my stories, but I'll improve with time.
"RANMA!!!!!!! WAKE UP!!!" screamed Akane. She stomped her way to Ranma's and his dad's room with steam coming out of her ears and carrying a bucket of cold water. She almost ripped the door when she opened it. "RANMA, I SAID WAKE UP!!!"
Splash!!! Akane dumped the bucket of cold water on Ranma's sleeping head. Ranma-chan popped up at once. "Jeez Akane, you didn't have to do that," whined Ranma.
"'I DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THAT!!!' FINE!! THEN I'LL WAKE YOU UP THIS WAY INSTEAD!!!!" Akane took out her trusty mallet and launched Ranma into orbit. "Humph." Akane walked out of the room with her nose in the air.
"That stupid, uncute tomboy. Can't she at least be nice to me just once," complained Ranma as he was sailing in the air. "I wonder where I'll be landing this time." Ranma thought out loud.
Splash!!! "What luck. In a lake," grumbled Ranma as he errrrrrr she pulled herself out. "Well better go back to the Tendo's quickly, before Akane has one of her fits again," sighed Ranma. Ranma ran at his top speed with a cloud of dirt behind him. Right when he turned a corner, he bumped into Ryoga.
"Ranma!! How dare you bump into me!! Take this! Bakusei Tenketsu!" Ryoga burst the ground under his feet. Ranma jumped 30 feet into the air and over Ryoga to avoid getting hit by the flying debris.
"Jeez, sorry P-chan, but I don't have time for this. Maybe some other time." With that Ranma ran, turned right, and jumped onto a building nearby. And continued his way back to the Tendos.
"Get back here Ranma and take your punishment like a man," screamed Ryoga as he tried to follow Ranma, but turned the wrong way. "Damn, you Ranma Saotome.!"
"I got lucky that time," replied a relieved Ranma. Finally he made it to the Tendos.
"Boy, where have you been?!? You missed our morning spar!" Genma grabbed Ranma's shirt and tried to throw her into the koi pond, but when Genma tried to throw him, Ranma grabbed his father's gi, flipped, and throw Genma in the pond instead.
"Sorry, Oyaji, but I don't have time for this," Ranma said while she was wolfing down her breakfast. When she was through, she went upstairs got her stuff, then raced down stairs to take a quick bath, and sailed out the door.
"Man I'm going to be late." Ranma ran as fast as he could, but stopped when he saw Akane leisurely walking by the fence. "Yo, Akane, shouldn't you be at school by now?"
"I would have been, if wasn't waiting for you." Akane growled.
"You waiting for me!?!"
"Is there a problem with that Ranma," growled Akane as her red aura surrounded her.
"Well. err. uh.." panicked Ranma.
"Ranma, no baka!!!" Akane screamed as Ranma was sailing in the once again.
"Why me? Well, at least she hit me the right direction this time," Ranma said as he sailed toward the school. As he got closer he saw a certain brown haired guy waiting for him. "Oh no, Kuno. This just isn't my day."
"Have at thee, thou vile sorcerer." Kuno was about to swing his bokken at Ranma, but Ranma accelerated his fall, flipped so he will be landing feet first onto Kuno's face . "Why you. Thou hast landed on a sacred spot," muffled Kuno.
"Sorry, Kuno sempai, did you say something?" Ranma asked innocently as he jumped of Kuno's face.
Kuno's face was had Ranma's feet engraved on it, and he was steaming. "Ranma Saotome, how dare you land on this sacred face!?! And release the beauteous, Akane Tendo and the pig-tailed goddess, from your evil clutches. You vile sorcerer shall for your impudence, for I Takewake Kuno, the blue thunder, will make sure of it. Have at thee villain." Kuno launched his bokken assault at Ranma.
"You really need to work on your speeches Kuno sempai. It's all getting old. You say the same things over and over again," Ranma taunted as he weaved in and out of Kuno's attacks.
"Hold *huff huff* still," panted Kuno.
"What's wrong Kuno sempai? Don't tell me your getting tired already? You really are getting old," teased Ranma. "Alright enough fun. I'm getting tired of dodging." Ranma caught one of Kuno's attack, and held on to it firmly.
"Let go of my sacred bokken!" Kuno tried to pull it out of Ranma's grip, but Ranma broke the bokken in half with one swift movement of his wrist. "How dare thee break my weapon. You, Ranma, shall pay for this. Till next time." Kuno ran away to look for another bokken.
"He needs some mental help," whispered Ranma. He jumped up to his classroom. *ring ring* "Whew, made it just in time." Right then Akane walk in through the door.
"Sorry I'm late sensei," panted Akane.
"Go out in the hall with the buckets miss Tendo," replied the teacher nonchalantly as he looked through the absentees.
"But it was all Ranma's fault," Akane replied.
"He was on time, for the first time, unlike you miss Tendo. Now no more excuses and go in the hall."
"Argh." An angry Akane slammed the door, and stomped out in the hall with steam coming out of her ears.
--------------Lunch Time-----------------------------
Ranma was crowded by his fiancés. "Airen eat Shampoo's cooking, yes? No eat kitchen destroyers cooking and spatula girls cooking."
"I don't think so. Ran-chan is eating my cooking. Right Ranma honey?"
"Ranma, you pervert!" screamed Akane.
"Now, girls uh.. Don't need to fight. I uhh. brought my own lunch, see?" panicked Ranma as he waved his lunch around.
"So, you're going to that instead of our cooking?" veins started popping out and their aura were blazing.
"Well. I ..uh.." stumbled Ranma. 'This is not good.,' Ranma thought as he backed up the girls advance.
*Whack Whack Whack* The girls punched Ranma to the moon.
"Man I don't need this kind of treatment. Why can't I just live a normal life?" thought Ranma as he sailing in the air for the second time that day. "I should teach them not to take me for granted, but how can I do that?" For the first time in his life Ranma was thinking pretty hard.
*Smack* He smashed right into a tree and broke it in half. Saw dust was flying everywhere. As soon as it cleared Ranma rose from the ground and was laughing like crazy. "I've got it. I'll leave them and Nerima for maybe about a year or so, and I can go and continue my training. Yeah that's it. Mwaahahahahahahaha."
That's it for now, till the next chapter. Tell me if you have any ideas for the story. See ya'll.
Alright this is the new version of this thing. Let's see if I can polish this thing up. Man, what a job for me. If you don't like then don't read it. You'll just be wasting my time reading all those things. There might be a little action because I'm use to making a comic out of my stories, but I'll improve with time.
"RANMA!!!!!!! WAKE UP!!!" screamed Akane. She stomped her way to Ranma's and his dad's room with steam coming out of her ears and carrying a bucket of cold water. She almost ripped the door when she opened it. "RANMA, I SAID WAKE UP!!!"
Splash!!! Akane dumped the bucket of cold water on Ranma's sleeping head. Ranma-chan popped up at once. "Jeez Akane, you didn't have to do that," whined Ranma.
"'I DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THAT!!!' FINE!! THEN I'LL WAKE YOU UP THIS WAY INSTEAD!!!!" Akane took out her trusty mallet and launched Ranma into orbit. "Humph." Akane walked out of the room with her nose in the air.
"That stupid, uncute tomboy. Can't she at least be nice to me just once," complained Ranma as he was sailing in the air. "I wonder where I'll be landing this time." Ranma thought out loud.
Splash!!! "What luck. In a lake," grumbled Ranma as he errrrrrr she pulled herself out. "Well better go back to the Tendo's quickly, before Akane has one of her fits again," sighed Ranma. Ranma ran at his top speed with a cloud of dirt behind him. Right when he turned a corner, he bumped into Ryoga.
"Ranma!! How dare you bump into me!! Take this! Bakusei Tenketsu!" Ryoga burst the ground under his feet. Ranma jumped 30 feet into the air and over Ryoga to avoid getting hit by the flying debris.
"Jeez, sorry P-chan, but I don't have time for this. Maybe some other time." With that Ranma ran, turned right, and jumped onto a building nearby. And continued his way back to the Tendos.
"Get back here Ranma and take your punishment like a man," screamed Ryoga as he tried to follow Ranma, but turned the wrong way. "Damn, you Ranma Saotome.!"
"I got lucky that time," replied a relieved Ranma. Finally he made it to the Tendos.
"Boy, where have you been?!? You missed our morning spar!" Genma grabbed Ranma's shirt and tried to throw her into the koi pond, but when Genma tried to throw him, Ranma grabbed his father's gi, flipped, and throw Genma in the pond instead.
"Sorry, Oyaji, but I don't have time for this," Ranma said while she was wolfing down her breakfast. When she was through, she went upstairs got her stuff, then raced down stairs to take a quick bath, and sailed out the door.
"Man I'm going to be late." Ranma ran as fast as he could, but stopped when he saw Akane leisurely walking by the fence. "Yo, Akane, shouldn't you be at school by now?"
"I would have been, if wasn't waiting for you." Akane growled.
"You waiting for me!?!"
"Is there a problem with that Ranma," growled Akane as her red aura surrounded her.
"Well. err. uh.." panicked Ranma.
"Ranma, no baka!!!" Akane screamed as Ranma was sailing in the once again.
"Why me? Well, at least she hit me the right direction this time," Ranma said as he sailed toward the school. As he got closer he saw a certain brown haired guy waiting for him. "Oh no, Kuno. This just isn't my day."
"Have at thee, thou vile sorcerer." Kuno was about to swing his bokken at Ranma, but Ranma accelerated his fall, flipped so he will be landing feet first onto Kuno's face . "Why you. Thou hast landed on a sacred spot," muffled Kuno.
"Sorry, Kuno sempai, did you say something?" Ranma asked innocently as he jumped of Kuno's face.
Kuno's face was had Ranma's feet engraved on it, and he was steaming. "Ranma Saotome, how dare you land on this sacred face!?! And release the beauteous, Akane Tendo and the pig-tailed goddess, from your evil clutches. You vile sorcerer shall for your impudence, for I Takewake Kuno, the blue thunder, will make sure of it. Have at thee villain." Kuno launched his bokken assault at Ranma.
"You really need to work on your speeches Kuno sempai. It's all getting old. You say the same things over and over again," Ranma taunted as he weaved in and out of Kuno's attacks.
"Hold *huff huff* still," panted Kuno.
"What's wrong Kuno sempai? Don't tell me your getting tired already? You really are getting old," teased Ranma. "Alright enough fun. I'm getting tired of dodging." Ranma caught one of Kuno's attack, and held on to it firmly.
"Let go of my sacred bokken!" Kuno tried to pull it out of Ranma's grip, but Ranma broke the bokken in half with one swift movement of his wrist. "How dare thee break my weapon. You, Ranma, shall pay for this. Till next time." Kuno ran away to look for another bokken.
"He needs some mental help," whispered Ranma. He jumped up to his classroom. *ring ring* "Whew, made it just in time." Right then Akane walk in through the door.
"Sorry I'm late sensei," panted Akane.
"Go out in the hall with the buckets miss Tendo," replied the teacher nonchalantly as he looked through the absentees.
"But it was all Ranma's fault," Akane replied.
"He was on time, for the first time, unlike you miss Tendo. Now no more excuses and go in the hall."
"Argh." An angry Akane slammed the door, and stomped out in the hall with steam coming out of her ears.
--------------Lunch Time-----------------------------
Ranma was crowded by his fiancés. "Airen eat Shampoo's cooking, yes? No eat kitchen destroyers cooking and spatula girls cooking."
"I don't think so. Ran-chan is eating my cooking. Right Ranma honey?"
"Ranma, you pervert!" screamed Akane.
"Now, girls uh.. Don't need to fight. I uhh. brought my own lunch, see?" panicked Ranma as he waved his lunch around.
"So, you're going to that instead of our cooking?" veins started popping out and their aura were blazing.
"Well. I ..uh.." stumbled Ranma. 'This is not good.,' Ranma thought as he backed up the girls advance.
*Whack Whack Whack* The girls punched Ranma to the moon.
"Man I don't need this kind of treatment. Why can't I just live a normal life?" thought Ranma as he sailing in the air for the second time that day. "I should teach them not to take me for granted, but how can I do that?" For the first time in his life Ranma was thinking pretty hard.
*Smack* He smashed right into a tree and broke it in half. Saw dust was flying everywhere. As soon as it cleared Ranma rose from the ground and was laughing like crazy. "I've got it. I'll leave them and Nerima for maybe about a year or so, and I can go and continue my training. Yeah that's it. Mwaahahahahahahaha."
That's it for now, till the next chapter. Tell me if you have any ideas for the story. See ya'll.