Author Note: Let's see I do not own Harry Potter, and this was inspired by a challenge. Short Funny Drabble.
"Minnie…" Silence greeted his words.
"Minnie." More Silence
"MINNIE!" Silence still greeted the boy in detention. Sirius Black looked up from his lines, sitting in the Transfiguration Room, while McGonagall stayed behind her desk ignoring him. The window suddenly opened and a gust of cold air flew into the room. McGonagall looked up for a second at the window, before pointing her wand at it, and using a nonverbal spell to close it, instantly conjuring and putting on a pair of Emerald green Earmuffs - that had little grey tabby cats decorated on it- to warm her ears as the air was now colder.
"Show off" Sirius muttered, returning to his lines. Once again distracted by the papers she was grading, and the fact her earmuffs cut off all sound, Minerva McGonagall paid no attention to Sirius Black.
"MINNIE MCGOGALL YOU SHALL ANSWER ME THIS INSTANT!" Sirius yelled, and though it appeared his lips were moving, no sound appeared to be coming out –or at least McGonagall thought.
"Dumblebore IS IN LOVE WITH YOU!" He said, having finished his lines now.
"Damn it!" He hissed, still not realizing the power of Earmuffs.
"ALRIGHT! ME AND PADS ARE GOING TO SNEAK OUT OF HOGWARTS TO HOGSMEADE AGAIN! WE'RE GOING TO GO HUMILIATE SNIVELLIUS! AND USE JAMES'S INVISIBILITY CLOAK TO MESS WITH THE SLYTHERINS!" Sirius shouted, wanting a reaction, or at least something to show that McGonagall didn't somehow block him out –she never does!
"Well, I'm leaving now! Off to go torment Snivellius!" Sirius said at the precise moment McGonagall took off her earmuffs. It came out muffled, sounding like "Off to go tar cement on the delicious!"
"What was that?" She asked now clearly confused.
"Finally!" He said, flicking the paper with his lines towards her and storming out of the room. "Honestly!"! He added angrily