We've all seen the Akatsuki base in the Naruto Shippuden anime. But it lacks several things essential for a home: Bedrooms, a kitchen, a bathroom… So, where do the Akatsuki live, then?
They live in your house.
Pein lives on the couch.
Madara lives under the couch cushions.
("Pein, can we switch spots?"
"How about NO?")
Konan lives in the printer.
("MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!")
Itachi lives under your bed.
Kisame lives in the toilet.
("NONONODON'TFLUSHDON'T – AARRGGHHH….")
Hidan lives in your car.
Kakuzu lives in the safe.
("Now, how much money do they have in here…?")
Zetsu lives on the windowsill.
("Go away, I'm photosynthesizing.")
Deidara lives in the basement, playing the Wii all day.
("Haha! I kicked his ***, un!")
And Sasori lives….
IN YOUR CLOSET.
Now you know where the Akatsuki really live! HAPPY, YOU MORON?!