Hey! I know you're wondering about the title but it's exactly what is says. It's a dedication story for sexilexiroxdasox bcuz I luvz her so. Anyway- and awaayyyy we go! Enjoy, Hayley.

DISCLAIMER: THE OWN THING I OWN HERE IS MY THOUGHTS, MY JOKES, AND HAYLEY'S LIFE. (AS OF NOW)

"Hahaha! Cuz I'll rape you!" Hayley laughed extremely loudly next to me, causing Anika, who was a seat away, to sigh and mutter a quick 'shut up' or something like that. My ears throbbed in the most annoying way but I ignored it returning a laugh.

"Uh, keep it school appropriate or shut up and suck my dick." Seriously, we had major problems in our friendship because most girls don't tell their friends to suck anything. Well, we're not like most girls.

"Yeah, cuz that's really school appropriate Indy. Plus, I already sucked your moms' last night, so…." For some reason she whispered this.

"Stop talking and do your work! You kids and your Facebook and your tangentalizing!" Mrs. Stepanian slammed her pen down, a scowl plastered on her face. I not quite sure if tangentalizing was even a word but thank god she wasn't yelling at us in French. Or Arminian or some other random language she knows how to speak. A giggle escaped my lips but I said nothing more.

"So, I finally finished the second Maximum Ride book you lent me." Surprisingly, my cursive/ chicken scratch was legible enough for her read with a smile.

"You like?"my eyes locked with the teachers before I decided to throw her off my trail. "Comme dit on(sp?), ham?" I asked suddenly and tapped my pen on my paper.

"I like Iggy! He's so amazing! 3"

"Jambon." Her simple answer was good enough for me so I pretended to write it down on my paper.

"Thanks." Muttering, I looked to my bffl with a toothy smile. She waggled her eye brows in a stupid fashion causing me to laugh. What a loser- EHHHHHHHHHH- the bell rang, causing me to get up and shove whatever books an stuff I had onto my desk, into my backpack. Brian and Jerome literally ran to try to get to the front of the lunch line. I couldn't blame them though. Shit, it was taco nacho day.

"I wish the Maximum Ride characters were real." Hayley appeared at my side as we exited the room and walked down the partly crowded hallway. "Ew." She pointed to Mikele (Stacey Love) who was handing out pieces of cake the size of fuckin' bricks. BRICKS GOD DAMN IT! Since when could she afford brick cake?

"Oh, what? Yeah! Yeah! Right? Then Iggy and I could finally be together forever!" with a sigh, I gently shoved her into a locker. (I don't know how you can do that gently, but I did.) She just shoved me back after a few stumbles. Now it was an all-out war. Then IT happened. A flash of strawberry blonde hair, blue eyes, and wings… Iggy stood right in front of me with a smile.
"Holy fuckin' shit! HOLY FUCKIN SHIT!" I wish I could have said that but right now I was so speechless. The sexy teen leaned down and took my hand.

"India, I've been waiting for you…" he cooed. My head was going to fall off any moment. I was so hallucinating. He wasn't real but he looked so real. My eyes locked with his. Oh, those unseeing eyes were so intoxicating….

"I'm on crack, man. I am so on crack. Or heroin. Or meth. Whatever drug Jada sells on the street." My voice sounded so dreamy and lost. I wanted this guy to throw me down in the middle of the hallway and rip my clothes of god damnit! Hahaha! Just kidding, but seriously….. I did.

"Hahaha! What the hell, Indy? You're not on Jada's god damn drugs." Iggy's face came rushing towards mine the moment after he spoke. It was strange though, he sounded a lot like Hayley- a bright flash of light and I sat up. There was no sign of Iggy, or Mikele and her brick cake, just Hayley and Mr. Meyer standing above me smiling in the creepiest way. Shit, Mr. Meyer is such fucking creeper….

"Woah, I seriously thought that I was on drugs. Everything was so trippy and I saw Iggy, which is really weird cuz now I recall him holding a giant feather and now my head hurts…." Yes, that was a freaking run on sentence.

"Actuallllyyyyy, I pushed you down and you hit your head on floor but as you came to get up, Jada tripped and landed on your head knocking you out for a few minutes." The damn Italian girl swung her hands around as if giving an example. I wondered if I looked that funny doing it, judging by the fact that I'm Italian too. So, the reason I thought of Jada was because her ass landing on my face was the last thing I saw. Ewwwwww…

"Cool. I seriously thought I was trippin'. I was all like 'Ah, no! Bad trip!' and then I would end up like Dewey Cox or something…." I stood up and brushed the dirt of my shoulder before smiling at my best friend.

"Ha! You so wiped out!" she said as we continued walking to my locker. Why didn't I go to the nurse? I don't know. Why didn't Mr. Meyer ask me if I was alright? I don't want to know.

"Suck my dick…." Was all I could think of to say as I shoved my books into my locker. Hayley was such a dumbass…..

Yeah! Fin! Like my life after Hayley reads this. BTW it was a bunch of inside jokes and there's really no real story line but I wanted to write this so. If you hate me now, BFD, I always haz my Lundi…. 3