"Craig, it's time to wake up."
I sat up, took one look at my mother, and flipped her off.
She did the same
Fuck!
I got out of bed, put on my clothes, and went into the bathroom to brush my teeth.
I went down stairs looked at my family, flipped them off and left for school.
I opened my locker and got out my books. When I shut the door Kyle was standing behind it.
"Craig, Tweek's looking for you."
"Okay, where is he?"
"He's outside with the goth kids"
"Okay, later Kyle"
I went outside and saw Tweek sitting alone near the goth kids drinking coffee out of a flask that I got him for his birthday.
"Hey Tweekers! What are you doing out here by yourself?"
"I didn't want to faculty to see me and think I was drinking alcohol"
"But you're not"
"I know"
I sat down next to Tweek and kissed him. He looked at me and smiled.
I love how he doesn't spaz when I'm with him
"Alright class, time for an oral pop quiz"
"GAH- TOO MUCH PRESSURE!"
"Tweek you need to calm down"
"Why don't you calm down ass fuck"
"C-Craig no-o"
shit
"dude Craig why are you so defensive of Tweek? Are you gay for him?"
God I fucking hate Cartman
I flipped him off
"Shut up fatboy! Tweek's his best friend!"
"umm no he's not, I am"
"Sorry Clyde, Tweek's my best friend. You're token's best friend."
"Hahahahahahahahah CLYDE'S BEST FRIENDS WITH A BLACK KID AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH"
"That's racist fat ass"
"It's okay Kyle, I'm used to it"
"Class, please pay attention
When we were going through the lunch line, tweek whispered in my ear.
"Dude I-I think we sh-should tell everyone"
"what? No way dude"
"BUT THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE!"
"Okay… you're coming over after school right?"
"Yeah…"
"We'll talk about it when you come over."
"Okay… GAH"