*Song- Nicki Minaj and Rihanna- To Fly plays as opening theme song.*
LAND B4 CRIME
Miniseries of Land Before Time.
*Littlefoot and his friends are older now (teenagers) Spike has been able to talk and surprised everyone by doing so because not only did he shock them by the sudden ability to speak eloquently but he has a snooty British accent (like Stewie from Family Guy)*
*Spike can be very discourteous, but he is also a genius and takes joy in making the other members of his faction feel less than.*
Littlefoot Bio
-Last name is Longneck as is his grandparents'
-Littlefoot's grandpa is called Gormae, as his grandma is called Meegore.
- Littlefoot (LF) often portrays himself as an over-hyper, and asinine character who constantly rides the nerves of others.
- He seems to share a likeness with Dori from Finding Nemo ergo forgetting tasks soon after someone has administered them
- Always count on him to be the first to dive headlong into a bad or foolish decision that lands him, and often others, in cow poo.
Cera Bio
- Last name is Tops
-Bossy as usual, she and Spike are always at it
- She acts more mature but her primitive side emerges frequently
- She does not favor Ali
- She can't stand her older cousin, Victor, but always has to be by his side to "keep an eye on him"
-Her dad's name is Mario Tops
-Her dad is currently single and still as bossy and prejudice as ever
Ducky Bio
- Her last name is Usean [You- sheen]
- Her father is a millionaire
- Mrs. Usean, her mom, is over protective but acts to much like a friend to her kids
- Ducky has many sisters and two brothers
- Ducky's younger half sister's name is Lucky and has a Puerto Rican dad. She often spends time with Ducky and her family on holidays. She has a Hispanic accent and is a superb dancer. She is not as good as a swimmer as Ducky
- Ducky is humble despite her opulence but is now coming into her own and is embarrassed when Littlefoot acts the fool
Spike Bio
- Since he was adopted into Ducky's family, he also bears the surname, Usean
- Is a genius
- Has a British accent for no apparent reason other than it sounds esoteric
- Despises everyone else except for others like him who surprisingly are much stupider than the average dinosaur.
- Loves to eat
- Treats Mrs. Usean disrespectfully
Ali Bio
- Last name is Longheart
- She lives with her single mother Desirea [Dez-a-ray]
- Graceful dancer and choreographer
- Has an on and off relationship with Cera's cousin Victor
Victor Bio
- Last name Humour
- Cousin of Cera and nephew of Mr. Tops
- Cera's dad's sister birthed Victor as her next to last child and after having 4 male children (Tyke, Pike, Spike, and Vykan) and raising them effectively, she decides she is done raising children when she accidently is conceived with Victor and when Victor is barely able to speak she tosses him out to live on his own. As a result Victor has had a hard life and is very street smart.
- Victor dubs himself Victor the wise
- He looks like Cera but is a dark brown and has all three of his horns and well as beige patches over his royal blue suave eyes
- He is a ladies' man but never gets too close to anyone
- Mr. Tops, feeling obligated to his sister takes Victor in
- Victor's uncle lets him get away with more than Cera not only b/c he doesn't really care but also because he can't get pregnant… Cera can.
- Victor's mom fell in lust with an all-star 3 horn and had her youngest child, Mikey. Victor loves his little brother but is jealous of him that he got his mother's love.
- Victor has a handsome voice that is somewhat a mix between Leo DiCaprio's and Knuckles from sonic; although a bit lower.
*The Great Valley is still the same except it is not merely a time in the past of the Earth but a dimension where only dinosaurs exist. The dinosaurs own houses, iPods, and computers, and other things fitted for their size but still gather at watering holes and feast at the center of the Great Valley to mingle. So far in the Land B4 Time dimension, there seems to be technology that is only limited to that region alone.
Abbreviations:
Littlefoot- LF
Cera- C
Ducky- D
Spike- Sp
Victor- V
Ali- A
Mr. Tops- TOPS
Littlefoot's grandpa- GP
Littlefoot's grandma- GM
Ali's Mom- Mrs. Longheart
Newly mentioned characters will have their abbreviations in parenthesis upon appearance e.g.:
BRETT (BRT): How's it goin' dawg?
And now…
The Land B4 Crime: A Friend for 'Tree'
LF: [[Littlefoot explores the Tree Star forest and witnesses some adult male longnecks and an Ankylosaurus cutting down a undernourished tree. He runs over to them to get a closer look. In a high shrill and nerdy voice he says]] WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING TO HIM?
[[The adults look at him as if his face is made of the stuff that clogs up toilets]]
Adult Longneck 1(A.L.1) : What's it to you Fee Fee?
LF: You're hurting that tree! Yeah you are. [[starts dancing in place; losing his train of thought]]
A.L.1: Look kid-on-crack, get lost before I call your parents.
LF: Oh yeah? Well… well I'm calling the police! YEAH! *Blasts away*
[[Cera and the others eating at a grazing area and they see LF coming]]
C: Oh Lord. This can't be happening
SP: Should we hide from the God-forsaken lad? I mean really.
LF: [[approaches them]] Hey you guys! Hey hey hey! I'm YOGI!
SP: Please tell us what the problem so we can go on with our lives whilst you remain in obstinate and unsuccessful search for yours.
LF: They're gonna kill him!
D: Kill who Littlefoot? Huh, huh, huh?
SP: [[Looks at Ducky with divine disgust]]
D: What?
V: someone is in danger?
C: Well let the cops handle that crap
LF: NO! It will be too late by then! We have to save him! COME ON HIPPO BEANERS! [[Runs off with excessive energy; expecting them to follow]]
A: Is he serious?
C: Apparently Ali. You go after him
A: Meee?
C: uh… yeah?
A: Why me?
SP: Because next to him, you're the stupidest one here.
LF: [[yells in the distance]] Come on you guys!
A: well I'm not going alone
D: And we are not going at all. We are not. No, no, no, no, noooo.
V: Hell, I will. Curiosity is biting my friggin' neck to know what in the hell's angels he's yapping on about.
C: Really Victor? [[sarcastic]]
V: Yeah. Y'all can stay here. See ya. [[goes after the yelping Littlefoot]]
D: If he is going… well… maybe I will go. Yep, yep, yep!
[[ In the Tree Star forest, Victor, Ducky, Cera, Ali, and the unwilling Spike catch up to Littlefoot and what they see throws them in for a spin]]
TO BE CON'T
