Italics are for actions, except when in quotations. Like Bonk is someone hitting someone upside the head, but "I know that." stresses the word.
I did this with a random word generator. :3
Momentum
Sometimes when Zim was on a rant, he gained so much momentum he couldn't stop. Literally.
Wand
"POOF! YOUS IS PONY NOW!" Gir screamed, hitting Zim on the head with a twig.
Castaway
"Y'know... Sometimes it feels like I'm stranded here..." Zim breathed out.
Wetter
"ACK! ACK! It BURNS!" Zim screamed, running inside.
Expelling
"Zim. You're going to be expelled if you hit Dib again."
"Expelled...?" Zim asked.
"That means you won't go to school anymore."
"Oh."
Bonk
Hobo
"I AM NORMAL! I HAVE A HOUSE!"
Founder
"I would like to announce the opening of the Zim Is An Alien Club." Dib said.
He looked around.
"Annnnnd I'm the only one here..."
Habitation
"So, what is Irk like?"
"It's my home..."
"I know that."
Forfeit
"Zim, you'll have to find another team member, or forfeit."
Zim looked around. Dib waved hopefully.
"I'm gonna forfeit."
Excursion
"I'm gonna go spy on Zim, Gaz."
"I don't care."
Commercial
"Buy Poop Soda!"
"Buy Poop Soda!"
"Buy Poop Soda!"
"BUY IT NOW!"
Nobility
"I would never kill the Dib-stink while he is asleep."
Invisibility
"Okay, this cloak will make me invisible...See?"
"...I can still see you..."
"YOU'RE LYING!"
Snooze
"I'm gonna go take a snooze."
"Is that some sort of weapon?"
Doll
"Dib! Dib! Look at this doll I found!"
"...That looks really, really creepy..."
"Yeah...Oh... I feel sick looking at it..."
Thinker
"I will hypnotize you...WITH MY MIND!"
"...Have you thought this through?"
Lizard
"Look out Gir! I've read about those! ...It's a DINOSAUR!"
Theft
"OHMIGAWD WHERE IS MY DIARY?"
Seventy
"How many times have you tried to take over Earth?"
"The same amount that you've tried to defeat me."
Pairing
"Human fanfictions are weird..."
Silverware
"I will kill you Dib! ...With this... SPOON!"
Glamor
"Don't you think you're life needs more... pizazz?"
"No. Shut up now. I'm in the zone."
Musing
It was something Dib did often.
Calming
"SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!"
"...CALM DOWN!"
Drought
"Why are you so happy?"
"There's a drought!"
"..."
"NO WATER!"
"...Ah."
Grumble
"...The drought is over..."
Shortness
"So this... plastic surgery. Can it make me taller?"
Madame
"Please don't hurt me! ...Madame!"
"...That name only makes me want to beat you up more."
Poodle
If possible, they were even worse that chiuhahas.
Bluff
"I'm going to... kill... you..."
"...You're lying..."
Raisin
"It's a tiny dried up human!"
"No... it's a dried up grape..."
"...What the heck?"
Outdoors
"We're going camping...?"
"Yes. In the great outdoors!"
"What makes it great?"
Jiffy
"Peanut butter..."
"Try it!"
"...ACH! STICKY!"
Poking
Poke
"Ah!"
Poke
"AH!"
Poke
"STOP IT!"
Seashore
"This is stupid. Who would ever come here?"
"Why do you say that?"
"There's a bunch of... water here..."
Facepalm
Discomfort
"...Can you leave?"
Chaperon
"My dad is going to chaperon the feild trip."
"Oh, good. He's stupid."
Billing
"What's this paper with numbers and dollar signs on it for?"
"It's a bill."
"For what?"
"For living here."
"THEY'RE MAKING ME PAY TO LIVE? WHAT THE HECK!"
Bachelor
"Y'know Dib, you need a girlfriend."
"You're one to talk!"
Stammer
"I...I didn't m-mean to make you...l-lose..."
"I don't care, I'm going to beat you up, Zim."
Undergarment
"WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM, ZIM?"
"...A panty-raid... DIB TOLD ME TO!"
Tardiness
"Sorry I was late, , I was-"
"MAKING OUT WITH GRETCHEN!"
Tickle
"Ah! Ah! Stop it! Your powers are too much-!"
Roommate
"I'm finally away from that stupid Irken..."
...
"Hi Dib!"
"AH!"
Piranha
"That Gaz? She's a piranha. Roar, roar."
"...You look really stupid."
Discontinued
"What do you mean I was discontinued?"
Caramelldansen
"Look! Look! I'M NORMAL!"
Sailor
"...What a stupid job."
Mongoose
"Can I be a mongoose?"
"Sigh...We've gone over this, Gir. No, you cannot be a mongoose."
"Dawh..."
Friendship
"Are we... friends?"
"...LOOK! ZIM IS AN ALIEN!"
"NO! I'M NORMAL!"
how'd you like it? R&R!