EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
SWIPER
VS
TAILS
BEGIN
[SWIPER]
ALRIGHT FOX TAILS I'M GONNA TEACH YOU A LESSON
BEING A MECHANICAL MAKES YOU LOOK LIKES A LESBIAN
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU FOX CAN'T REALLY FLY
WHY DON'T YOU RUN HOME TO YOUR BITCH COSMOS AND THEN YOU CAN DIE
I AM BETTER THAN YOU MY SHOW IS COOLER
YOU'RE NOT THE MAIN CHARACTER JUST A SIDEKICK OF THE ACTOR
FLYING A PLANE MAKES YOU WANT TO DROP AND FALL
YOUR REAL NAME IS MILES WELL THAT AN EPIC FALL
[TAILS]
WELL DON'T BE A JERK SWIPER YOU WANT TO SWIPE DORA SHIT
MY SHOW AND GAMES ARE BETTER THAN THIS
I BEEN TO SONIC 2, SONIC RIDER, SONIC FIGHTER
SONIC BOOM, SONIC X, SONIC SATAM, SONIC COLOR
IF YOU THINK YOU'RE SO SPECIAL WELL KICK MY BALLSAC
YOU COULDN'T GIVE A CRAP WHEN I KICK YOUR ASS
YOUR SHOW IS SO GIRLY I WISH YOU WOULD CANCEL
DORA IS A SLUT AND BOOTS IS AN ASSHOLE
[SWIPER]
HEY DON'T INSULT ME UNLEAST I'M NOT A FREAK
TAILS DOLL IS BETTER AND EVEN MORE NEAT
DON'T TESTIFY ME I HAVE BETTER ABILITY
I TOOK CARE OF A BABY FOX BETTER THAN YOU FREAK
YOU THINK YOU CAN WIN YOU'RE NOT EVEN IN ALL APPEARANCE
NOT IN SONIC 1, UNDERGROUND, KNUCKLES CHAOTIX
YOU WERE WAY SHY AND YOU'RE A FUCKING NERD
WHICH IS WHY PEOPLE HATE YOU AND HOPE YOU GET INJURED
[TAILS]
DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH YOU HAVE NO SHITTY JOB
YOU WILL SOON GET EXECUTED AS A CRAPPY SLOB
YOU'RE THE WORST VERSION OF FOX FROM SKUNK FU YOU FAGGOT
I CAN HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU WITH A MAGGOT
YOU CAN'T BEAT ME I AM WAY MORE COOL
AS A YOUNGER FOX I KNOW WHAT TO DO
I AM LEAVING YOU SWIPER SONIC CALLING ME FOR HELP
I WILL SEE YOU IN HELL SO DON'T CRY OR WELP
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE