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Andie: Yes! Finally! It has finally happened!

Amy: Sega's making a game where Sonic confesses his feelings to me?

Andie: … I wish. No, my parody is finally online!

Sonic: Wait, which parody?

Andie: This is a parody of the story Mickey, Donald, and Goofy: The Three Musketeers!

Tails: That's a funny movie.

Andie: It is. Alright, I'm going to announce the roles now, and I probably will at the beginning of each chapter just to help people understand what's going on. Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles are Mickey, Donald, and Goofy-

Sonic: Wait, I don't get that.

Andie: Basically, you three are so different from those three, I couldn't assign you specific roles. So what happens is, for example, Tails might get one of Mickey's gags in one chapter, but in the next one he'll have Goofy's funny moments. So, in a nutshell, you three are the famous Disney trio, but not a set person because of the drastically different personalities.

Sonic: Oh. Okay.

Andie: Anyway, Amy is Minnie, Cream is Daisy, Rouge is Clarabelle-

Knuckles: I'm not singing to her.

Andie: Too bad. The Chaotix are the Beagle Boys, and Eggman's Pete. I kept all the songs, expect for L'Opera. Alright, I really want to thank Squad Unit 19 for helping me with this story. It's harder to rewrite a Disney Movie so it has Sonic the Hedgehog characters in it than I originally anticipated, and he helped me with some of the key scenes of the movie-

Knuckles: The guy did so much, you should just give him all the credit.

Andie: He only helped me with 4 scenes of the movie.

Knuckles: Yeah, 3 of them are most important scenes of the movie. 4th was Chains of Love, which no one cares about.

Andie: Shut up. You're just mad that I made you sing. Besides, you have no room to talk. I sang 5 different songs, because I self inserted myself in as the turtle. And as a dedication, Squad Unit 19 is the narrator in the beginning. We've babbled enough, onto the show!

Main Characters

Mickey, Donald, and Goofy - Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles

Princess Minnie - Amy

Lady Daisy - Cream

Lieutenant Clarabelle - Rouge

Beagle Boys - Chaotix (Vector, Espio, Charmy)

Captain Pete - Eggman

Troubador (The Turtle) - AndieTiggerPyro

"We're live in 15 minutes!"

"Where's that squirt with the narrator?" Andie looked up from the notebook she was writing in, and muttered.

"I have a name…" She wrote one final thing in her notebook, and slapped it shut with a grin.

"We're live in 5 minutes!" Andie ran up to the narrator's dressing room, and started pounding on the door.

"Mr. Squad! Mr. Squad! It's almost time for the show!" The door opened, and Mr. Squad stepped out, carrying a big book. He flipping through the pages, trying to find his bookmark, when Andie shyly asked.

"Mr. Squad, I finally finished the songs! Do you think we can add them to the show?" Mr. Squad shook his head sadly.

"I'm sorry, Andie, but I'm going live any minute now. Maybe next time."

"Yeah, next time." Andie sighed, hanging her head. Mr. Squad sympathetically patted her shoulder, and kept walking. Andie looked up, and noticed that he was heading straight toward the trapdoor.

"Mr. Squad! The trapdoor's-" He fell through the trapdoor with a loud yell.

"Open." Andie stared in horror at the open trapdoor. She started to run over to see if he was okay, but the director grabbed her arm.

"Where's the narrator?" he demanded. Andie pointed at the trapdoor.

"Change of plans, Squirt, you're the narrator." he announced, dragging her over to the set.

"But, Mr. Squad is-" The director shoved Andie into the narrator's chair, and yelled.

"Action!" Andie stared at the camera, too scared to do anything.

"Do Something!" The director yelled, throwing something at her. Andie held up her arms in defense, and her notebook landed in her lap. Andie looked down at it, and grinned. She could handle this.

"Today I will be telling the story of… The Three Musketeers! I wrote this story, songs and all. Our story begins with 3 poor janitors: Sonic the Hedgehog, Miles "Tails" Prower, and Knuckles the Echidna. All they've ever wanted was to become musketeers! Sadly, their dream appears to be impossible, because their boss- Captain Eggman of the Musketeers- won't let them be musketeers…"

The set melted away, and turned into a sleepy villiage. Andie ignored the drastic change, and continued.

"Before their dream can come true, our 3 heroes must learn the true meaning of the musketeer creed: All for One and One for All! And I have written a song about this!" Andie whipped out a baton, and started conducting. Music played out of nowhere, and several musketeers rode up, singing.

Musketeers: All for One

Hey!

All for One and One for All!

Musketeers Sing

Andie: All for One and One for All!

Musketeers: If you dare to

Challenge us

Prepare to fall

Musketeers sing

All for One

And One for All

And All for One

And One for All

And All for One and All!

So

If you think you'd dare to

Kick some derriere, you

Know that as a musketeer

You'd be so fearsome

If you believe you're manly

Come and join our family

We'll make sure that you become a musketeer!

Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles were watching all of this from a window in the basement. The trio had grins on their faces- although Knuckles was trying without much success to hide his.

"That'll be us out there someday." Sonic said, lightly punching Tails's shoulder.

"Yeah, I can't wait." Tails replyed.

Musketeers: All for One

Hey!

All for One and One for All

Musketeers Sing

All for One

And One for All

And All for One

And One for All

And All for One and All!

Andie: All for One, and One for All!

Andie: Here's my REAL disclaimer. I only own myself. The plot and songs belong to Disney, the Characters belong to Sega, Mr. Squad belongs to Squad Unit 19. Make sure to review. No flames.