No one ever thought of this... until I did.
I've been waiting for the perfect time, and guess what? This is it.
You better get ready because the drama's just getting started.
"NEWS FLASH!"
Which blonde bombshell happened to gain some weight over the summer? That's right! Our Little Miss Perfect, Ino Yamanaka herself. Not so perfect anymore are you? And how about the Ken to her Barbie? Konoha High's hearthrob Sasuke Uchiha, rumored to have dated Little Piggy, apparently moved back to Kasai. But wait, there's more! Word on the street is that Sasuke plans to move to Konoha High's rival school, Oto Prep. Shocking? I didn't think so. Especially since his older brother Itachi and his gang, The Akatsuki are in jail. But I bet you already knew that, what you didn't know is that Shikamau Nara was with the gang as they smoked pot and sold illegal drugs. You know who would need the extra cash? The Hyuugas. They lost a huge business deal and with the ever so scandalous Sabakus, no less. Looks like things are steaming up here in Kasai.
Drama, drama, drama. It's a blast!