Acceptable Fanfiction
Disclaimer: Fairly Odd Parents belongs to Butch Hartman and Nickelodeon. I'm Neither. Oh and in the crossover fics I don't own any characters that come from an actual show. Thank you.
Inspired by: 'Acceptable TV' that airs on VH1 (don't own). You basically are shown five short shows in a half-hour and chose two that will move on. Then the following week the two with the most votes come back with three new shows and the cycle continues.Readers: Eight fanfics, only four move on according to your reviews. You make the decision. You have the power. Now read and make your fanfiction reading 'Acceptable'.
Fanfic #1: A Day Out
Genre: Suspense\Horror
Episode: 1
Timmy got up and rubbed his eyes.
His dad was going to take him on a father son day out.
He was so excited. Almost as excited as when his school closed down yesterday for a week due to poor maintenance.
"What are you and your dad going to do Timmy?" Cosmo asked.
Timmy shrugged.
He honestly had no idea. His dad just wanted to take him out for the day.
Even though it was a little odd since his dad usually had work.
Timmy bathed, dressed, then got his fairies to turn into a pink watch and green sunglasses.
Then he went downstairs for breakfast.
There was cereal on the table.
Timmy hungrily ate it then waited for his parents. An hour went by.
Suddenly his father came in. He was panting and covered in dirt.
"Dad?" Timmy asked.
"I'll be ready to go in a few minutes," Mr. Turner said and went upstairs and went upstairs.
Timmy shrugged and went in made a wish for candy.
Wanda granted it and Timmy started to chow down.
Wanda however was concerned.
Cosmo poofed by the window.
"I see her hand," Cosmo said, "in the dirt," he added.
Wanda sighed in relief assuming Mrs. Turner was gardening.
I wonder if a hand sticking out of the ground is a bad thing? Thought Cosmo.
End Episode 1
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Fanfic #2: Crack Head Pairings (Random)
Please Note: Random fanfics genres change depending on content.
To Readers: CHP fics are usually one-shot pairings. But in this case I'm allowing reviewers to let me know if they want this particular pairing continued if this story makes it. If it makes it then it will come under a different title. Just check the first four fics in the next chapter since the four that make the cut are put before the four new fics. If you don't want it then there'll just be a new CHP and no futhering of this coupling or story.
Genre: Drama\Angst\Romance
One-shot1\Episode: 1
Vicky sat down watching tv. The house that she was in was fabulous.
I'll definitely be working here more often, thought Vicky.
Ever since taking a job as a commercial sex worker she'd seen more money than she could even dream about. It seemed that men loved her dominating attitude that allowed her to do a variety of sexual favours, varying from plain sex to role-play.
One guy wanted to do it wearing a diaper. Vicky turned that down. Too freaky.
Vicky heard a toilet flush.
The king has left the throne, thought Vicky.
Jorgen walked into the living room.
"You sure you want me for another night?" Vicky asked, "it must be hard to hide me from Fairy World," she said, "and of course, your lovely fairy wife," she added.
Jorgen frowned.
Crap, he's a role-play customer, thought Vicky
"Sorry," Vicky apologized, "you are the single fairy god Von who likes to see redhead…"
'Von's' savage kisses silenced her further words.
End Episode 1
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Fanfic #3: Married
Genre: Parody\Humour
Episode: 1
A.J. walked in and put down his hat. It had been a tiring day being one of the top CIA agents in the world.
"Daddy!" twins Aaron and Vanna cried running towards their father.
A.J. happily scooped them up and twirled them around.
The children giggled.
"Husband," Veronica said happily walking out to kiss him on the cheek, "dinner's ready," she told him.
"We already ate," the twins said in unison.
"You better since it's nine o' clock," A.J. said and tickled them, "seven-year olds go to bed."
"Awww, Dad," the twins whined.
"Bed," A.J. said firmly, "goodnight," he added kindly.
"Night!" the twins shouted and ran to bed.
Veronica giggled as she led A.J. to his dinner.
But both soon gasped.
A note was on the kitchen table.
And worse.
It had a rubber ducky on it.
End Episode 1
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Fanfic #4: Love Blossoms
Genre: Drama\Romance
Episode: 1
Tootie kissed Timmy lovingly on the lips.
Timmy kissed back.
"Do you love me?" Timmy asked.
"Of course I do silly," Tootie said giggling.
Timmy loved hearing her laugh. He'd die if he was ever unable to hear it ever again.
"I'm glad," Timmy said, "um, did you do your history homework?" he asked.
"Timothy!" Tootie shouted.
"Sorry but I'm having trouble with the assignment," Timmy said sheepishly.
"Ever heard of the internet," Tootie said darkly.
"Teach said we weren't supposed to," Timmy said.
"I know, but now," Tootie whined.
"If I fail this one, I'll have to change classes," Timmy reminded her.
History was one of three classes they had together.
"Okay," Tootie agreed, "but do this on another romantic night," she said, "and I'll sock you," she told him and made a fist.
Timmy chuckled nervously.
Both teens got up and left the park bench.
But unknown to them someone was watching.
I will have my desire back Timmy Turner, thought Trixie, Tootie's mine.
End Episode 1
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Fanfic #5: Mandie
Genre: Angst\Romance
Episode: 1
Mandie sat in her room bored. Her betrothed didn't want her. There wasn't anything interesting to plunder. Today was boring.
Mandie sighed and went to get a drink.
A tortured scream ran through her room as a small squid-like creature was dropped into a blender-like machine and made into a drink, which drained into a silver cup.
Madie picked up the cup and drank her drink.
"Pulpy," Mandie muttered and threw it away, "PULPY!" she screamed then lay waste to her room in a fury.
"Mandie you have a visitor," a servant said lively over the intercom.
"I don't care!" Mandie raged.
"It's Mark," the servant added.
Mandie froze.
He has returned? Thought Mandie, after two long torturous years my love has returned to me!
"Well torture isn't bad," Mandie noted, "but now that he's here," he said grinning evilly, "I'll never let him leave."
End Episode 1
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Fanfic #6: War
Genre: Action\General
Episode: 1
Sanderson aimed his magical cell phone at a fairy and fired. He then ducked from a deadly blast from Jorgen.
Fairies and Pixies were at war. Too many squabbles ended badly. Too many laws had been broken. On both sides.
Now neither wanted the other to survive.
Jorgen and a group of vigilante fairies had broken into the main headquarters of Pixie Inc. Now four weeks after the pixies had grown lax in defence, thinking that they had permanently destroyed the huge wand that powered fairies wands, they were being attacked.
Jorgen shot a fatal blast at H.P. Three pixies blocked it and died. H.P. had minor injuries.
Sanderson grabbed H.P. and disappeared with a loud ping.
"We need re-enforcements," H.P. said in his usual emotionless voice.
"I know just the creatures to perform that task," Sanderson said.
"Who?" H.P. asked.
"Anti-fairies," Sanderson responded.
"Aren't they guarded?" H.P. asked.
"By Jorgen," Sanderson added.
"I like how your brain works Sanderson," H.P. complimented.
"Thank you," Sanderson responded.
End Episode 1
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Fanfic #7: The Big Crossover Fanfic
Genre: Humour\Drama
Episode: 1
Juniper Lee shot at a giant monster with her laser gun. Ever since the explosion that tore a part the rip that was made in the border that separated reality from fantasy, everything converged. Reality, Fantasy, and Nothingness.
A lot of things were destroyed in the conversion. Including Juniper Lee's family.
Then she lost her powers. But worst of all they came. Monsters. Some she recognized. Most she never knew even existed.
Including Anti-fairies, ghosts like Skulker and Technus, Grandma Stuffum with her horrible food…lots of monsters from small to huge degrees of trouble.
"Let me help," Danny Phantom said and used green blasts from his hands to blow the giant worm into pieces.
"Thanks," Juniper thanked him, "where's Ash?" she asked since he and Danny usually hung out together.
"Doing a pokemon match with Timmy, again," Danny responded.
Juniper Lee slapped a hand over her face.
But he always loses, thought Juniper.
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Pikachu, Volt tackle!" Ash ordered.
Pikachu obeyed.
"Dodge it squirtle," Timmy ordered urgently.
A blue turtle dodged out of the way.
"Squirtle, Water Gun!" Timmy shouted.
Squirtle obeyed. Pikachu was heavily soaked and knocked off balance by the force of the attack.
"No!" Ash shouted.
"Squirtle, tackle now," Timmy ordered.
Squirtle tackled Pikachu hard. Pikachu was still dazed by the water gun attack.
"Keep tackling!" Timmy ordered.
Squirtle kept at it and Pikachu was unconscious by the seventh strike.
"Winner Timmy," Brock announced from his wheelchair.
"AARGH!" Ash cried, "why can't I beat you!"
"Maybe because I learned a few lessons after you defeated eight times in three days four months ago," Timmy, now twelve, responded, "I'm not unbeatable, but I've definitely became a better trainer," he said proudly.
"I want a rematch!" Ash shouted.
"You're on, we use only grass types this time," Timmy stated.
"You bet!" Ash shouted.
Brock groaned.
End Episode 1
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Fanfic #8: Famous
Genre: Drama\Angst
Episode: 1
Elmer got up and went to brush his teeth. After doing so he went outside to be bowed to by his faithful followers.
"Bow you underlings, bow!" Elmer's boil shouted as a slave held up a microphone, "ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha!"
Elmer sighed inwardly.
Does he know that we're just doing a movie? thought Elmer.
"Cut!" the director shouted, "Boil, you're amazing," he gushed, "Elmer, you suck," he said and walked away.
Elmer sighed.
I wish I was famous, thought Elmer.
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Later Elmer sat outside signing autographs in Boil's name. Boil McGee.
I wish I could get rid of this boil, thought Elmer.
"I'd only be more famous if I were dead," Boil declared and his fans laughed.
Dead? thought Elmer.
Then an evil idea entered Elmer's head.
End Episode 1
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