The Akatsuki Make S'mores!
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"Come on, it's just behind these trees, yeah." Deidara was leading the group.
"How much longer are we going to be walking?" Itachi whined.
"Not much longer. Just shut up, yeah."
They continued to walk until they came to a clearing in the woods. In the center of the clearing, there was a fire pit.
"Yes! Fire!" Tobi screamed, running over to the fire pit.
"Oh, just calm down," Sasori said, striking a match.
The fire was lit, illuminating the circle.
Deidara decided to do a head count, just to make sure no one got left behind.
"Where did Itachi run off to?" he shouted.
All of them started looking around.
"There he is," Kisame said, gleefully. "Come on, Ita-kun. Quit being all emo in the corner."
"Hn" was the only reply they got from him.
"Just forget about him, yeah" Deidara said as he sat down in the grass. "Lets make us some s'mores!!!"
"S'mores!!!" all but Itashi screamed for joy.
They all sat in a circle, roasting marshmallows and eating chocolate.
They talked about many things. From missions, to villages they stayed in, to how they saw at the grocery store.
Kisame decided to spark an interesting conversation.
"Dei, I have to ask this," he started "what is up with your hands?"
Deidara was confused. "What do you mean, yeah?"
"With the mouths, man. I mean, what do use them for? Can you give yourself a hand job and oral at the same time?"
Everyone fell over laughing, except Dei, who was giving them an evil glare (and of course, Itachi wasn't laughing, because he was to busy being emo).
"Yeah, Dei. What would you call that? Horal?" Tobi chuckled.
All that could be heard was the sounds of crickets.
"Tobi! You killed it," Sasori said flatly.
"Well fine!" Tobi just sulked and watched his marshmallow catch fire.
"Uh-uh...you might want to blow that out, yeah" Dei had fear in his voice.
Tobi just sat there as the flames began to spread to the stick.
"Everyone run!!!" Kisame shouted. Dei, Sasori, and Kisame ran to the cover of the trees.
The flames continued to spread. The heat was finally getting to Tobi, and he was finally begin to notice.
"Oh shit!!!" he cried out as the fire started to reach his hand. He threw the flaming marshmallow and it landed right on Itachi!!!
"Yes! Sweet death, take me now!!" the little emo boy cried as he became engulfed in the fire.
"No!!! My Itachi!!!!" Kisame jumped out of the bushes and put out Itachi with a bucket of water!
Sopping wet, Itachi just looked up at him and uttered one thing.
"Damn you."
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A/N: Woo hoo! I don't know if I'm gonna continue with this or not. Gimme some reviews and I'll decide.