The Twisted Version of Jak and Daxter – The Precursor Legacy
Back at the very start…
"Jak, this island gives me the creeps! Let's get out of here – and fast!"
"Oh, come on Daxter, stop being such a coward!"
"Are you calling me a coward? Speak for yourself, you had to be dragged over here whimpering!"
"Daxter! Lurkers might here us and think we're an easy target!
"Ohhhhhhh. Right. Get you. Jak had to be dragged over to misty island whimpering!"
The Sound echos all around, causing Jak to jump.
"What was that!"
"What was what?"
"That sound!"
"Oh, come on Jak. You're too uptight, just relax a little. Like this. Let me show how to do it. I just fall into this pool here… Waaaahhhhh!" Daxter falls into the pool and shoots back out as a…well…lets just say – a very deformed creature.
"What was that stuff? I sure feel strange!"
"Uh, Daxter."
"But it was quite the experience of a lifetime, you know that feeling, don't you Jak? Jak? What's up buddy, you're looking at me as if I'm some deformed creature. Ha, ha, ha."
"Daxter…"
"Yes, Jak. You've got my attention."
"Well…look at your fingernails! Nicely manicured – is that colour Fuchsia or Babe pink?"
"Jak…run that by me again. I do not manicure my nails!"
"Well…" Jak tries effortlessly to find a way that Daxter can discover he's a…deformed animal.
"Well. Anyway. Your hands look lovely. That pool must have done something to them…"
"Really. Jak, that's the nicest thing you've said to me all year." Daxter sniffs and wipes his eyes…
To be continued…
Dedicated to my friend Molly – the biggest Jak and Daxter and Final Fantasy fan I've ever known.
Read her poems – just search for eco angel.
I will finish this story if I get good reviews. Sorry it's so bad!