K, heres my new, random songfic, tis to the song It's great to be a Nerd by the Arrogant Worms, I thought it would fit out rats, hope you like:)
The CSI team paused as they heard music coming from Archies lab.
It's great to be a Nerd, It's great to be a Nerd,
The only light we ever see is from our monitor
They watched in amazement as all the techs all danced to the song in their separate labs.
We argue about comic books and Internet connections
The biggest highlight of the year is the Star Trek Convention
Our Town's not big enough to sign up any stars
But we once met a red shirt who was phased by a Borg
They started to laugh as Wendy span on her chair, and Hodges did a little two-step thing while watching her.
It's great to be a Nerd, It's great to be a Nerd,
We wear our Star Trek uniforms and talk like Captain Kirk
They almost choked as Archie and Henry did the robot in their labs, and Mandy started to break dance in the hall way outside her lab door.
We have our own heroes, who we try to emulate,
I dream of one day being as sexy as Bill Gates
We hate watching sports cause were reading Carl Sagan
But we'd watch the Olympics if they played Dungeons and Dragons
I'm A hobbit
They kept walking, and came across Bobby, well, bobbing his head as he fired a test shot.
It's great to be a Nerd, It's great to be a Nerd,
We think Tolkein was a genius and Shakespeare was a turd
They soon saw David doing a samba with a mop in one of the less used halls.
We rarely get a date, or get talked to by a girl
Unless they're having trouble with their Algebra homework
Were emotionally bereft and sexually frustrated
But we can download photographs of agent Scully naked
(Nerdish Laugh)
Looking at each other they walked back to Archies lab.
It's great to be a Nerd, It's great to be a Nerd,
We know the truth is out there but we'd have to leave our rooms
They walked in, but went unnoticed as he kept on doing his awesome robot.
We are the nerds in your neiborhood
Polyesters a fashion statement
But there's more room on the beach for you
Cause were locked in our basement
They all looked at each other again, and silently decided to wait for the song to end.
It's great to be a Nerd, It's great to be a Nerd,
We like to wear colors that do not appear in nature
They then saw every tech start slowing down a little, jumping in their own fashion as the beats played.
It's great to be a poorly dressed
Fashionless
Star Trekking
Role Playing
90 Pound
When Wet Down
Pasty Skin
Pop Drinking
Underfed Genius
Yes, It's great to be a Nerd
They all suddenly stopped as the music ended. Archie turned around to face the CSIs with a grin on his face. He knew their question before they asked it.
"Like our theme song?" he asked. Sara Catherine and Greg laughed, while the others stared at him, with weird grins on their faces, Grissom just looked stunned.
"It fits you" Grissom said, before walking away.
K ppl, did you like it? if so, tell me in that awesome invention, the review, so please, induldge my thirst for your words:)