Set whenever. Before Bella's change.
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Alice, Bella, Jasper, Edward and Emmett are sitting in the living room watching a slasher movie. (My favorite scary movie is I Know What you Did Last Summer…awesome we have a movie in mind!) They are watching I STILL Know What You Did Last Summer, the sequel. It's the scene where Jack Black dies ()
Bella covers her eyes. Edward cringes. Emmett leans forward then says "Oooooooh, man!"
Alice…disappears.
Jasper looked in the direction she traveled. "Alice?"
Alice: "Blood, blood! I can't stand it!"
Bella: "What's wrong?"
Edward: "She can't handle the gore." Smirk.
Emmett: booming laughter.
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Get it? Does anyone understand why this is funny?
I thought it was hilarious when I came up with it.